Well, you said something nice about Big Andy so I'll let you off. He's like Emile Heskey. He's got lots of haters, has lots of pressure on him and doesn't score a lot of goals. But you just feel so sorry for him and want him to do really well and it's all "d'aww " when he does. Love me some Big Andy.

Also, yeah, Tevez was a tit to the City fans who loved him. But, counterpoint, Wayne Rooney. I'll say one thing for Tevez, there is no player in the league I would rather have in the run-in after what he did at West Ham. I guess he may have done A Thing at Man Utd too but I didn't pay attention.

Also, Suarez + Tevez = BESTEST STRIKEFORCE EVER! they would only manage to play 3 games per season together but those 3 games would be like nothing this Earth will ever witness again.