2011-2012 English Football Season and STEWART DOWNING WHAT ON EARTH Thread

[The Captain]

I was thoroughly confused when I couldn't log in on my first few attempts, only to realize that I must be Martin Kelly now. Just glad I'm not Charlie Adam.


Take care all.

[charliepanayi]

Shame Redknapp has left Spurs

[Old Manus]

Laudrup 25/1 to trout on south wales and head to Spurs. If this happens, I will personally butt rape every Tottenham fan on EoFF. As in I will actually go to their house and rape them in front of their family. I don't even give a trout if it's smurfing Ice 'lifelong spurs fan' Glow. I DON'T EVEN CARE. LOSING TWO MANAGERS IN 3 WEEKS WILL MAKE ME DO THIS.

[Rocket Edge]

Redknapp losing his job is a shambles. Players will leave, and who is a better equipped manager to take over an English side? One of the strangest sackings I've ever seen in the PL, what a farce the backroom staff at Spurs are.

[Psychotic]

I hope they get Moyes. That'd be funny.

I hope they don't get Rafa. That'd be scary.

[Rocket Edge]

I'd say Martinez might get it. He'd suit their style of play I'd imagine, and has a good philosophy about how the game should be played. Apparently Villas-Boas is the favourite according to Sky Sports, can't see the logic there.

[Old Manus]

All is forgiven, Liverpool. Cheers for the £5M.

[Psychotic]

Should probably wait for the Gylfi situation to be resolved before forgiving us.

Also £5m? Pff. That's like Andy Carroll's toenail clippings.

[charliepanayi]

Fixtures for the new season are out - opening day in the Premiership is:

Arsenal v Sunderland

Everton v Manchester United

Fulham v Norwich City

Manchester City v Southampton

Newcastle United v Tottenham Hotspur

Queens Park Rangers v Swansea City

Reading v Stoke City

West Bromwich Albion v Liverpool

West Ham United v Aston Villa

Wigan Athletic v Chelsea

Complete fixture list:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/...eague/fixtures