My parents' dogs are retarded; they poop all over the place. If you don't watch your step, you'll have dogpiles all over your socks at any given moment.

To be fair, though, our cats have always done the exact same thing, so. Maybe my family just sucks at having pets.

(SPOILER)I'd like to think I don't, because working at a pet store in the animal care department kind of forces you to know a million different minute facts about a million different animals, but maybe I'm just being egotistical.

Anyways, now that we've hijacked the thread and are talking about dogs, I like medium-sized ones the best. Big ones scare me, and little ones annoy me (and seem to smell worse than the others...)