Ducks

[Yar]

In before crazy eHarmony video on youtube (probably starring me)


I love ducks. I want ducks for pets. I love how adorable mallards look. Especially the babies!!


We "had" ducks when I was 12. They stayed at my grandparents farm because we had a pond and we fed them. They were pretty badass . I want an inside duck though. One that takes baths and naps and eats duck food and thinks he owns the place and quacks and pecks at people who don't live here. Or maybe one that can bro with my dog.


DUCKS

[Freya]

Ducks are cool but can you house train a duck?

[Yar]

Probably not.

[Peegee]

ducks are delicious. as a genetic asian we eat them often and with soy sauce.

[NorthernChaosGod]

D'awwww, that's a cute video. It kind of makes me want a baby duck.

[Bunny]

Ducks are cool until you piss them off.

[Shorty]

dawww omg when the duck lays down next to the puppy while he's sleeping my heart melted

Now I feel bad because I just ordered like dozens of mallard feathers for earrings.

[Yar]

ducks are delicious. as a genetic asian we eat them often and with soy sauce.

same for the cats thread?

[Laddy]

They are ducking adorable.

[Iceglow]

ducks are delicious. as a genetic asian we eat them often and with soy sauce.

Go get me my Hoisin Duck you filthy Azn

Jeez you just can't get the service in these Chinese takeouts these days.

[Rantz]

My family used to have muscovy ducks. They're just as adorable as regular ducks until they hit puberty and become MONSTERS:



Also, ducks crap everywhere. They even crap as a defense mechanism if you try to pick them up. Tastes good though

[Psychotic]

Ducks are cool until you piss them off.

I'm intrigued. How do you piss off a duck?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Ducks are cool until you piss them off.

I'm intrigued. How do you piss off a duck?

Exist?

[Bunny]

Ducks are cool until you piss them off.

I'm intrigued. How do you piss off a duck?

1) Attach a piece of bread to the end of a stick and dangle it just beyond their reach while you laugh and ridicule them for not being able to eat aforementioned bread.

2) Remove your shoes and flap your arms around like a duck who has not quite yet grasped the ability to fly.

3) Continually mock and imitate the duck in front of his friends.

4) Call him a douche bag

5) Invade his personal space

There are very many ways to anger a duck. I have covered the basics.

[fire_of_avalon]

My family used to have muscovy ducks. They're just as adorable as regular ducks until they hit puberty and become MONSTERS:



Also, ducks crap everywhere. They even crap as a defense mechanism if you try to pick them up. Tastes good though

Duck crap tastes good?