Just that sexy, is all.![]()
Just that sexy, is all.![]()
Ew, you're so gross. Weirdo.
What is her name? I'm going to find her and make her make you put out. It will be epic.
I have been told that I have an above-average length penis, and that I am above-average at using it.
The long period of involuntary celibacy kind of undoes the smugness from that, though.
Aside from that, my life generally just kind of kicks ass. I'm really successful for a person my age and have a lot of people who rally to support me. I tend to beat theout of obstacles that pop up (even when I am absolutely certain I will fail) and I am currently on a path to fulfill my dreams, despite having nearly abandoned them previously.
Feels good, man.
That doesn't mean I'm not special.
Shiny hits on one thing though these days thats less of a problem. However ask some of the Halo guys what exactly would happen if I slept with a French girl, Paul's jibes forever more would probably put me off mid stride to be honest. Still <!-- I'm not sure that it'd be enough to stop me after all Paul loves to laugh at some of the past encounters I've had, or rather he laughs at the way I tend to tell the story of things because I will generally think 2 lines ahead and manage to put a slightly ridiculous line in there which whilst true is made to sound sensational, bit like news paper headlines. -->
Meeting other people my age who have done nothing with their lives and complain about how much their lives suck yet still do nothing to change it. It makes me smug because of how much I've been through and how dedicated and ambitious I still am to changing my situation. Just a "heh you lazy ass"