Foooooooood

[Iceglow]

In my job being it's retail we try and arrange the birthday off work if possible. I mean sure working can be fun but being off so you can get wasted is better. If the bosses feel nice we also might end up with the day after off <!-- to recover too. I'm kind of lucky, my birthday being this Sunday means I will be off work. However I am not "officially" celebrating mine (there are a, too many this weekend and b, I just spent £200+ on dental bills this month I need money first) until July 2nd. I've put in for a rota change so I can if possible get the 2nd itself off and told my boss I can work any Sunday next month except the 3rd because on the 3rd I will be a wreck guaranteed.

If you're working on your birthday then generally the bosses try and be nice to you and buy sweeties/cake. Also after work or during your lunch break it is known for the bosses to take you to the pub in this situation I like the idea of that but lunch break pub visits kinda suck as 1) they're an hour long only and 2) you have to drink something soft with the lunch they buy you, no alcohol during shift times, not even 1. If they let you drink they gotta open the floodgates and well most people can control themselves but there'd be at least one wanker who'd get drunk. -->

[NorthernChaosGod]

How the smurf can you people not like cake?

It's stupid and tastes bad.

Pie can be varied. how can anybody dislike shepherd's ? Or chocolate?

Cheesecake is not cake. I love cheesecake.

Cheesecake is the best, there's no denying that. How can you not like even red velvet cake? It's delicious.

[Shoeberto]

Seriously. You get a little worse every day.

I know a lot of people who don't care for cake, but pie?? You're the first pie-hater I've heard of. That's like saying "I don't like bread." There are a billion kinds of pies.

I have never liked pie and have been vocal about it for years. Pie has many qualities that are easy to dislike.

[Peegee]

How the smurf can you people not like cake?

It's stupid and tastes bad.

Pie can be varied. how can anybody dislike shepherd's ? Or chocolate?

Cheesecake is not cake. I love cheesecake.

Cheesecake is the best, there's no denying that. How can you not like even red velvet cake? It's delicious.

ew

ice cream cake doesn't count as cake miriel
it is superior to cake
ice cream > ice cream cake > cheesecake > pie > milkshakes > fudge > fondue > tart > crepes > * > cake

[Miriel]

Ice cream is a dessert, but not a baked dish. It's in a whole separate category. And brownies a la mode > everything else. Except for possibly a oreo/white chocolate pizookie which is the greatest thing in the world.

[fire_of_avalon]

Seriously. You get a little worse every day.

I know a lot of people who don't care for cake, but pie?? You're the first pie-hater I've heard of. That's like saying "I don't like bread." There are a billion kinds of pies.

I have never liked pie and have been vocal about it for years. Pie has many qualities that are easy to dislike.

You don't like pie or bacon? What the smurf am I supposed to do with that?!

[Shoeberto]

Seriously. You get a little worse every day.

I know a lot of people who don't care for cake, but pie?? You're the first pie-hater I've heard of. That's like saying "I don't like bread." There are a billion kinds of pies.

I have never liked pie and have been vocal about it for years. Pie has many qualities that are easy to dislike.

You don't like pie or bacon? What the smurf am I supposed to do with that?!

Feed me cake and turkey bacon, duh.

Also, Miriel is right. Warm brownies a la mode is kind of smurfing fantastic.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Maybe it's because of where I'm from, but what about cobblers? Blueberry, raspberry, peach, pear, apple. You bring me some cobbler a la mode and I'm happy.

[Peegee]

Ice cream is a dessert, but not a baked dish. It's in a whole separate category. And brownies a la mode > everything else. Except for possibly a oreo/white chocolate pizookie which is the greatest thing in the world.

I forgot about brownies. Mmmmm brownies



I don't know why the hell this is so popular with my roommates years and years ago, but it was. It's just whipped cream and chocolate wafer cookies

I can also make creme brulee but nobody likes it. My brothers say 'it's too sweet' and they eat sugar out of the bag.

[Jiro]

My english teacher in hs used to have a cake for people's birthdays. We had a lot of double ups which was a bitch, but plenty of cake was enjoyed.

Even when I ended up in another class for senior I wandered over for cake day