Dynasty Warriors Game Thread: Mafia XX GAME OVER Mafia cockblock the Cult

[[M] Mom – Host]

I regret to inform the people of this province that last night our dear dear Monkey Handler Zuo Ci was murdered. The only clue the murderer left behind was a short note that claimed that the town now belongs to a mafian group calling themselves the Cyrano Alliance. If we do not purge our town, and quickly, I fear we will all die soon. I am trusting you all with the fate of our town.




[M] Zhao Yun - Will of Shu played by Demon Dude
[M] Lu Bu - Lead Engineer played by Laddy
[M] Ma Chao - Peasant played by Agent Proto
[M] Liu Bei - Tyrannical Chancellor played by Demon Dude
[M] Gan Ning - Rickshaw Rick played by KaiserDragon
[M] Jiang Wei - Peasant played by Sir Lancealot
[M] Lu Meng - Sword of Wu played by Caboose
[M] Cao Cao - Emperor played by Shattered Dreamer
[M] Xiahou Dun - Shield of Wei played by Remon
[M] Yue Ying - Crazy Peasant / Yellow Turban Member played by Mo-Nercy
[M] Sun Ce - Peasant / Yellow Turban Member played by Jentleness
[M] Guan Yu - Scout played by DK (and once Psychotic)
[M] Sun Shang Xiang - Manipulative Concubine played by Fresh Prince of Mel Air
[M] Huang Gai - Super Sumo played by f f freak
[M] Meng Huo - Peasant / Yellow Turban Member played by TrollHunter and Laddy
[M] Diao Chan - Rouge Grenadier played by Timekeeper
[M] Zhang Jiao - Mr Yin played by Genius Lynx
[M] Sima Yi - Yellow Turban Leader played by Del Murder
[M] Zhang Fei - Mr Yang played by Jessweeee♪
[M] Zhen Ji - Peasant played by Laddy

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

*entrance music*

FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO MAFIA XX!

Cyrano Alliance? You mean, THE ROCK was brought all the way here, in front of the MILLIONS of the rock's fans, for the Cyrano Alliance? Well let The Rock ask you something Jabroni, do you really think The Rock is in ANY kind of mood to deal with you?

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.

The Rock is gonna take your little red titles, your guns, and your crummy little mafia buddies, he's gonna put 'em together, ice 'em up real good. Then you now what The Rock is gonna do? HE'S GONNA STICK 'EM STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASSES!

IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

WHAT THE ROCK.

IS COOKIN'!

*eyebrow*

[Hollycat]

don't make me change your password

[[M] Mike - Funny Dad]

It begins!
Call me Mr.X
I'll find a nickname for everyone since Chinese names are far too confusing.

[[M] Mike - Funny Dad]

Wow, I'm hot.

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Hit me up with a name, bro.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

And so it begins.

[[M] Mike - Funny Dad]

Hi there Lube

[[M] Mom – Host]

Hi there Lube

that works better with Lu Bu

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Hi there Lube

[[M] Mike - Funny Dad]

Also a big welcome to Manu Chao

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Also a big welcome to Manu Chao

Manu Chao? I like it. It's much more masculine sounding than Ma Chao.

[[M] Harry - Dad's Dad]

Can the mod give us a list of players?

[[M] Anise]

Hello everyone! The greatest Mafia player is back. No, I am not talking about Psychotic. Or even Del Murder! It is I, Peter Pan, the most rootinest, tootinest, udefeated, pefect mafia player that has ever lived!

I see poor Zuo Ci has got the hooks in him. But don't worry, no other townies will die on my watch, because none ever have! For my patented technique of getting on AIM and asking you who your account is and if you are mafia never fails! It's so cunning, spectacular, and strategic that the mafia won't know what hit them!

So, please, everyone, get on aim as soon as possible and im me, PeterPanny so that I may individually grill you to find out what your role is. Then we will gang up on the mafia and ensure our victory!

*flutters away on pixie dust*

[[M] Trevor - Gay Dad]

Let's get this party started, woo!