Sorry, Cao dear, I was too busy teabagging Loony BoB, Psychotic, and all those other lame staff members. Now that that's taken care of I'm ready to play.
Sorry for getting all the heat on you earlier. I was just having a bit of Day 0 fun. Someone had to be the mark, and you were a good sport. I must say it was rather educational.
You should be thanking me. It got you a double vote today. Use it wisely, ok? Or I may just have to teabag you too.
You chose at random and happened to land on the only person with 2 votes? Man, what are the odds! You should really pay more attention. You can't afford more slip-ups like those, can you?
Something doesn't sit right here but I can't place my finger on it yet. Anyone else smell it too? Something strange is cooking. No vote from me yet, but rest assured my vote will be on the person I think is scum at the end of the day. Let's have some fun first.
Gan Ning: You seem to smell what Liu Bei is cooking. I smell it too. What does it smell like to you? I would appreciate your answer in the form of a haiku.