Eeeeeeeiiiiaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

Namaste, mothersmurfers. Care for some curry? I have plenty.

So far two people down, two roles that I've never seen before. Fits in nicely with the confusing names. Why won't this nightmare end? ARRGGHHHHHHHHHHH

As for the lack of posts, well, kill off two of the most active people and that's what you get.