Quote Originally Posted by [M] Guan Yu View Post
I can assure you, Lord Meng Huo, that I too hold deep affection for you. You have my permission to stroke my beard any time you so please, and, with enough wine, I may even let you touch my bum. All I ask in return is that you bring one of your fine war elephants with you and let me have a little ride around on it in the rice fields outside of Chang Sha.
Your beard truly is a work of magnificence, the gods must have toiled for hours to get the features just right. You may rest without worry, my war elephants are always up for a rider of your magnitude.
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anyway why exactly did he vote for cao cao... I see no real reason (reason on his part)