Well the prices for the usual's are as you would expect, but at the moment I have a special offer on. For only 10 gold pieces you can exprience Guan's authentic Beardjob. I won't go into the specifics, but I can assure you it's an experience that will soil the hairs on my neck.

Although I must say Brother, I am a little worried that it is you of all people enquiring about my services. I am a little bit uncomfortable with familial relations, we don't want this turning into a Brother/Brother slashfic. However, if you insist, I suppose I could make a concession. All I'd need is a cask of your finest wine and I'd lie back and think of Del Murder while you got on with your business. Take one for the TEAM.