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    Default The Mcdonald's tell all

    Ask me and I shall answer about Mcdonalds gretest secrets
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    Do the employees get into fights over who gets to take home the extra Happy Meal toys?

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    I want to see comparison figures of employee retention vs. employee suicide rate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    Do the employees get into fights over who gets to take home the extra Happy Meal toys?
    no, we just hoard them before anyone else gets them. which is fine and all, until we ran out of toys.
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    Is it true that a McGangbang exists?

    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agent Proto View Post
    Is it true that a McGangbang exists?
    no, and neither does the rumor that an employee took a dump in the freezer
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    WHY AM I BEING IGNORED?!?!? I will lock your ass in that freezer again.


    I demand answers!!

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    Why are there so many fights at McDonalds?

    Seriously, just do a youtube search. Tons of fights at McDonalds.
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    Why does breakfast end at 10:30? I'm not up until 12 and that's pushing it.

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    What's in the Big Mac sauce?

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    Why is it that your toilet facilities are wonderful yet the food isn't nice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demon Dude View Post
    Why is it that your toilet facilities are wonderful yet the food isn't nice?
    Frankly, I don't want to know this answer.
    I like Kung-Fu.

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    How often is the oil in the fryers changed?

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    DMKA: Because a bunch of our customers are asses. seriously, we have donkeys walking in at 1 in the morning and they expect us to pay attention to them? Bitch plz.

    Justy: Because we only stock so much breakfast stuff.

    NCG: Thousand Island Dressing and my spit

    DD: Because all food contains horse sperm

    Schlupp: Never, we filter it every 30 minutes, but the high temp under the surface incinerates any lingering particles, also keeps it sterile. We do however do this extreme filter thing once a day that completely clears the oil. In order to actually switch the oil out, someone would have to put a bucket in the fryer and scoop it out, and no one is stupid enough to try.
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    HC: Maybe you guys should open later so that breakfast can run later.

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