The 'Everything is bollocks' thread.

[Carl the Llama]

I'm in the middle of fighting to get my GI Bill paperwork run through the system. That's always good for some laughs.

Wow... these bots are getting more and more convincing.

[G13]

It's okay everybody! It's alright now! It's dead. We're safe.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

The party I was going to on Friday has been cancelled. That's about it.

I had to cancel my party this Friday 'cause Julian was going to crash it.

I don't like you.

I thought we were rotary BFF's. I'm crushed.

I'm in the middle of fighting to get my GI Bill paperwork run through the system. That's always good for some laughs.

Wow... these bots are getting more and more convincing.

I've been found out.

EDIT: Wait, that's my post with a different screen name. Either that's part of the joke and I'm very dense, or I missed something.......probably dense. Still, I haven't seen a spam bot that will copy and paste another post before. If they can do that now, I guess Skynet is one step closer. That's bollocks.

[G13]

The bot quoted you, but the post has been deleted.

[fire_of_avalon]

Everybody driving like they want to collect insurance money.

I smurfING KNOW RIGHT.

Just everything this week. But it's almost over. I have almost reached the day off.

[Meow]

I'm just tired of these monkeyfightin snakes

[Shoeberto]

My summer reading books are 600 pages long, dense, and filled with detailed nonsense. What a great way to waste away a summer. *sulks in corner*

I remember my summer reading going into my sophomore year. One was Uncle Tom's Cabin, which was a fairly light read. The other was The Classical Slave Narratives, which was an anthology of 4 narratives written by former slaves, weighing in at like 1200 pages. They were really good, but dayuuuuuuuuuum was that a lot to fit in.

And then it turned out that the teacher only wanted us to actually read one of the four, and it just didn't get communicated to the students when the lists were sent out. Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

Everybody driving like they want to collect insurance money.

I smurfING KNOW RIGHT.

Thirded. I've had to do way too much driving this week and jfc WHAT IS EVERYONE'S PROBLEM. I've been close to having panic attacks because of how awfully everyone has been on the interstates.

My complaint: I hate moving, and I'm ready to be in my new place already.

[Pike]

My complaint: I hate moving, and I'm ready to be in my new place already.

Oh man, I feel your pain there. I think I've moved 13 or 14 times in my life now and it NEVER STOPS SUCKING.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

This week won't END!!!!!!

[Slothy]

This week won't END!!!!!!

This week will end and the next one will come far too quickly!!!!!!

[demondude]

I was going to hang at somebody's house tonight but he blew us all off for his girlfriend. smurf.

[theundeadhero]

A couple weeks ago I had some metal stuck in my arm from an rpg blowing up too close to me and it's not healed yet even though they pulled the metal out that day. Bollocks.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

A couple weeks ago I had some metal stuck in my arm from an rpg blowing up too close to me and it's not healed yet even though they pulled the metal out that day. Bollocks.

You call that bollocks, I call that pretty smurfing lucky it wasn't worse! Glad you're still with us.

[NorthernChaosGod]

The party I was going to on Friday has been cancelled. That's about it.

I had to cancel my party this Friday 'cause Julian was going to crash it.

I don't like you.

I thought we were rotary BFF's. I'm crushed.

You hurt me.

[Cuchulainn]

I just said I'd like to retract my bollox and it missed the target. My gifts are wasted on your truely remarkable bell ends.