The 'Everything is bollocks' thread.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

The party I was going to on Friday has been cancelled. That's about it.

I had to cancel my party this Friday 'cause Julian was going to crash it.

I don't like you.

I thought we were rotary BFF's. I'm crushed.

You hurt me.

I thought getting abused was your kink.

How'd that rx-7 situation go? (It's not COMPLETE thread derailment, mods. If he didn't get it, that's bollocks.)