The 'Everything is bollocks' thread.

[demondude]

Post annoyances and bad things that have happened to you recently as a method of venting frustration and/or providing some quality schadenfreude.

I'm in the lethargic phase just before I get a job and do something worthwhile, so to try and counter this I thought I'd ride around town for the day and get some good exercise. Ten minutes into it, my laces got caught in the chain, and then I cut my leg on the pedal. Then I realised I brought no money and already I was thirsty, and my mouth tasted like piss for some reason. Utterly dejected, I went home and called it a day.

I still feel bored and generally apathetic.

Share, share!

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I'm sorry about your leg, and that you're familiar with the taste of urine.

I'm in the middle of fighting to get my GI Bill paperwork run through the system. That's always good for some laughs.

[Cuchulainn]

My city has decided to start firing at eachother again & endless street riots started when 200 idiots from the other side went into the tiny catholic area of Short Strand & attacked every home u8ntil they were chased out by semi-retired boys with firearms. Luckily its not where I live this time so its only a WEE bit bollox. However I've been asked to he3lp guard some houses and that's definately bollox. I really cant be bothered sitting up all night drinking endless tea. So yea bollox

[Parker]

im finding myself extremely impatient lately and while im generally very happy minor things put me into a bad mood

so yea, everything is bollocks

[Freya]

I got in for late enrollment to a english course for the summer but was late so I missed most the first essay stuff and got an email form my teacher today saying that it was mandatory and i'd have to drop the class x.x

[Slothy]

I got in for late enrollment to a english course for the summer but was late so I missed most the first essay stuff and got an email form my teacher today saying that it was mandatory and i'd have to drop the class x.x

Wow, isn't University awesome?

[Peegee]

I just saved over 50% of the cost of my vacation and bought the ticket months in advance. going to visit hsu shay bert nikki and wil (and whoever meggies is on eoff maybe) yay n_______n

[Pumpkin]

I got some

My boyfriend made me watch some crap shows and I told him they were crap and he got mad at me so when he fell asleep on the couch, I left him there.
Also, my post office is on strike the 1 time of year I am actually expecting mail.
AND I'm stuck studying math 5 hours a day, 4 days a week for my GED exam next month and quite frankly, I don't care what (x-8)(4x+3) -5(5x-3) is supposed to be reduced to.

(SPOILER)
Btw the answer is 4x(squared)-54x-9

[Chimp]

Everybody driving like they want to collect insurance money.

[Pike]

I'm sick and have to go to work anyway because I can't afford not to. Pretty bollocks to me~

[Polnareff]

My whole life is bollocks. But I'll spare you the details.

[Peegee]

Today my train came in... wait for it.... 80 minutes late.

I asked my manager and she said i can still leave on time. WHEEEE

[Freya]

Here's another bollocksy thing, I'm having a horrible week. On my way to work I got a flat tire. Yup. Bollocks.

[Cuchulainn]

Everything is peachy here again.
















In view of this development, I'd like to retract my bollox.

[NorthernChaosGod]

The party I was going to on Friday has been cancelled. That's about it.