I heard it's how you do art and win awards n tit.Originally Posted by Freya
I heard it's how you do art and win awards n tit.
Everyone wants to give AG an award.
MLT to smurf up the Ciddies. bam.
The Ciddie for MLT Win a Ciddie for the very first time has been skipped for now and we will return to it later.
Okay, back into the swing of things!
MLT Get Banned
Last winner: Bunny · Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar
The Nominees
Bunny · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Peegee · Raistlin · Yeargdribble
Who they predicted to win...
Demon Dude:
Jiro:
Rantzien:
Raistlin:
Del Murder:
Shiny:
ShlupQuack:Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Peegee
Raistlin
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Peegee
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
I'll defer to the fro.
Can't say I blame you. Can't compete with those likes anyway.I was tempted, but then Keith reminded me about Aaron Freed and well, I'm sorry dude. You know how it is.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
I don't care what any of you say. Vivi22 will smurfing WIN THIS AWARD. I love ee and all but he's not got godly powers of godness on his side. Being australian helps but it is not a sure bet. Next time brother phil, next time!
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
What a speech! Demon Dude you are truly one of the greats. I'll remember this speech as I ban your ass back to oblivion.
Interesting speech.
My skills are indeed poor, please do not rub it in or I might cry.
Quick! Post another picture of Kaycee melting!
wait I didn't win it last year? I must've just won best spammer then.
Raistlin and I were both banned this year. I expect us to make an appearance in the finals.
While we wait for this fiasco to fix itself up, I'd like to tell a story. Well, a few years back my friend and I were driving through a State Park in the state of Idaho (which doesn't exist by the way). It was about 2 am on Thanksgiving weekend. My friend was driving his new car. We had only been driving for two years and only had the car a few days. He wasn't used to handling it, so it was pretty scary. It was dark. The road was surrounded by trees. There were branches and leaves over the top of the road. It was like driving through a tunnel except that the road kept winding back and forth, back and forth. It would have been a perfect set for a Friday the Thirteenth movie.
Anyway, we're going around a corner, when my friend screams, slams on the brakes and I suddenly felt a thump. I had been looking out the side window and didn't know what had happened. But, I had a bad feeling that we had hit something. My friend freaked out and kept saying "I hit it! I hit it! Oh my God, I hit it! OMG This is freaking me out, dude!", etc. I tried calming him down but nothing would work. Finally, dreading what I might find, I opened the door and walked around behind the car.
On the ground was a rabbit name Bunny. It was laying on it's side. It was having convulsions. I didn't see much blood, but I figured it for a goner anyway. About this point my friend comes around the car and sees Bunny laying on the ground. He starts looking quite dreary. I didn't know what to say or do. I mean, what can you say when your friend just killed a rabbit?
For once in my life I was speechless. I tried my best to console him. It didn't really work. I didn't know what to do. I'm pretty sure Bunny was still suffering. I didn't think it would live, but I didn't have the heart to stop it's suffering, especially with my friend watching. I really honestly didn't know what to do. I just stood there with a dumb look on my face trying to think of something to say to calm my friend.
About this time an air of head lights came around the corner. The car was moving fast and I was afraid the driver hadn't seen us because of the trees and the winding roads. At the last second the driver slammed on the brakes and pulled to a stop behind our car. The driver of the sports car (a woman about thirty years old) got out and asked if we were OK. I tried to explain about Bunny, but couldn't find a way to say it without upsetting my friend even more.
The woman walked up and looked where I was standing. She saw Bunny at my feet. Once again, I tried to find the right words to explain how upset my friend was, but just ended up mumbling something that probably made no sense at all. She bent over and examined Bunny for a few seconds. I tried to explain that I needed to do something to help put Bunny out of it's misery, and that my friend would never forgive himself if we just drove off. Obviously, taking it with us and having it die in the car would also be a mistake. I kept fumbling for words.....
The lady stood up and said, "It's OK, I know what to do". Before I could ask her what she meant she started walking back towards her car. My friend and I looked at each other ... both of us wondering what the woman meant when she said she knew what to do. My friend probably thought the woman was a nurse or veterinarian. Me, I thought maybe she had a gun and planned on letting the rabbit stop suffering. I got apprehensive thinking about my friend's reaction. The lady from the sports car walked back and got her keys out of the ignition. She walked around to the back of her car. She stuck in the keys and opened the trunk. This is it I thought, she's getting the gun.
Instead the lady pulled out a big suitcase. She set it on the ground then closed the trunk. She opened the suitcase and pulled out a smaller suitcase. She set it on the trunk. She reached in the case and pulled out a box. I kept thinking that if she ever needed the gun she would never be able to get to it in time. Finally, the woman sets the box on the trunk and opens it. She reaches in and pulls something out. The gun, I was sure of it. As she walked up, I asked if she would rather I take care of the rabbit. She said no, that was OK, she knew what she was doing.
The next thing I remembered, I hear a hissing noise. I look over and the woman is kneeling over Bunny with a spray can in her hand. I'm totally dumbfounded. I start to ask her what she is doing when my friend walks up next to me. I don't really understood what was going on, so I ask the lady what she is doing again. The woman starts to explain when, all of the sudden, Bunny jumps up and hops about 10 feet. He stops, I think he's going to keel over, but instead he turns around raises a paw in the air and begins shaking it. Once again speechless, my jaw hanging at the ground I try to find the words to ask, "Lady, what did you do?"
Then Bunny hops another 10 feet. Stops, turns around to face us and shakes it's paw in the air. This continues on for several minutes. The three of us, me, my friend and this strange lady stand together watching as Bunny continues forward stopping every ten feet to turn around and shake his right paw at us. Finally, Bunny stops one final time on top of a hill with the full moon at his back shaking his paw in the air, I find the words. "Lady, what did you do?"
She says "I'm a beautician."
I say, "So?"
She says, "That was hair restorer with a permanent wave."
Yeah, I don't get it either, but whatever... let's get back to the revelations then, right? And don't think of this story as hoping Bunny wins this award. Not that it really matters anyway.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
MLT Get Banned
Last winner: Bunny · Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar
The Nominees
Bunny · Hypoallergenic Cactuar · Peegee · Raistlin · Yeargdribble
Those who didn't make the cut...
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........6
Raistlin.......................6
Yeargdribble...................4
RSL............................1
...leaving Bunny and Peegee to take part in the battle of the (MLT Get) banned!
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