The 20th Ciddies Revelations Thread - Come, post, enjoy the celebrations!

[Raistlin]

Success.

[Jiro]

Papa Smurf doesn't talk enough to be Iceglow, DD

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Papa Smurf is a creeper. First of all he's blue. He's a really little, blue guy, with a white beard and a creepy grin. I don't know how in hell he became the "hero", but apparently this 543 year old paedophile is a huge hit with the kids.

Like Gargamel, this psycho likes to play with magic potions and tit. According to wikipedia, who is akin to the all-seeing all-knowing eye, when he is not doing his leader or "father-knows-best" job, Papa Smurf indulges in his favorite hobby: magical chemistry. He often makes elixirs to help Smurfs who get themselves into trouble. The French comic portrays Papa Smurf constantly preparing magical drinks from some kind of flower (the drawings in which the effects of these alchemical brews are shown are both turbulent and amusing [obviously this is wiki speak for smurfed up and dangerous]). As well as his house, he also has a secret smurfing laboratory containing several chemical devices of doom, and he tries to create potions for the good of the Smurfs, yet sometimes fails - such as the time he accidentally created a substance that turned any living thing into a huge monster. Oh yeah that was definitely an accident you psycho. Papa Smurf is actually the true villain of the show. Gargamel is just trying to save the rest of the idiotic Smurfs from this sinister blue freak.

That kind of makes this other image I found obsolete, but I couldn't let that stop me from bringing you the truth.

Complete lies and bulltit attempting to lull you into a false sense of security so he can rape you and then turn you into a unicorn or some tit

Oh yeah, and it turns out that smurf actually does mean smurf!

Papa Smurf also has diplomatic skills in case they meet humans or other creatures, and usually manages to speak without using the "smurf" word.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

I just thought I'd post something outside of the normal boxed up posts to say Papa Smurf is so smurfing awesome.

EDIT: You're all slow posters.

[G13]

Wank

[demondude]

oh god i can't stop fellating myself

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

MLT Be Papa Smurf
Last winner: N/A · Nomination Leader: Loony BoB

The Nominees
Del Murder · Iceglow · Loony BoB · ShlupQuack

Those who didn't make the cut...
Iceglow........................3
RSL............................1

...leaving three admins to decide who will be the small blue leader of EoFF!

[Jiro]

Papa Smurf is not awesome. He's a smurfing paedo. He is FIVE TIMES OLDER THAN ALL THE OTHER smurfING SMURFS AND HE USES HIS POTIONS TO KNOCK THEM OUT AND RAPE THEM

[Melissaur]

Twat!

[demondude]

Sounds like iceglow to me.

[Carl the Llama]

YAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!! CIDDIES!!!!!

[Goldenboko]

This one is gonna be tough because I have no smurfing idea what it means

That means you also must not know what a childhood means

[Pike]

I can't remember who I voted for in pretty much any category, so good luck everyone! *waves tiny flag*

[Melissaur]

LETS GO!

[G13]

Hurry upppppp