If I was going to hack into a company, it wouldn't be Square Enix.
First of all, what a dick move. Japan is crippled and somebody thinks it's a good idea to just tit on them a little bit more. Don't they realise there's already smurfing delays to the next FF title? I don't want to be waiting a decade between instalments when they're disappointing anyway!
Secondly, if I
were to hack Square Enix, I would just leave them a .txt file detailing what I expect them to do with the Final Fantasy series.
- Make them better
- Make them faster
- Give me royalties
Pretty simple, yeah?
Thirdly, you'd pick someone with more money. Or pick Hideo Kojima because he's so insane he'd probably let you keep the money because it's all apart of
the plan. Is it just me, or does everyone else think that Hideo Kojima came up with the (fabulous) Metal Gear Solid plot after spending time with
this guy? (Content Warning)
Lastly, I don't think many of our nominees actually have the l33t skillz to actually
pull off such an operation. I've seen evidence of Face's programming ability in his Dokal scripting and a fancy program that let you make a rotating prism of however many sides you can imagine (not 1 though, which I found disappointing).
Flying Arrow seems like the devoted type though, so I can imagine him getting in there through trial and error. Wolf Kanno probably works for Square Enix by now, so he probably just got drunk and accidentally hacked them. Dammit WK, control yourself!
Our last two nominees are Hypoallergenic Cactuar and Peegee. You know what? They'd probably work together and the sheer
insanity of the situation would be successful. But then they wouldn't know what to do except post cat pictures and pika spam.
Tell us who it was, Award Guy!
streme Wheelie
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Originally Posted by Demon Dude
OH GOD THE TENSION
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