Love. It's a fickle thing, and yet it can spring up between the most unlikely people (and parts of people). I, being an expert on the subject, know just how to find out if a particular two people (or parts of people) are likely as a couple. The right tool for the job is of course an online love calculator. I took the liberty of finding out the probability of the predicted lovebirds making a decent couple. The results may astonish you.
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod opens with a weak 17 %. There doesn't seem to be much hope here. Perhaps their destiny is to remain a persistent flirt until the end of time; who can say? This is what Dr. Love has to say about it.
Originally Posted by
Dr. Love
Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between Guardian XIII and NorthernChaosGod, but the chance is very small. A successful relationship is possible, but you both have to work on it. Do not sit back and think that it will all work out fine, because it might not be working out the way you wanted it to. Spend as much time with each other as possible. Again, the chance of this relationship working out is very small, so even when you do work hard on it, it still might not work out.
That's what she said, Dr. Love!
Indeed, they are beaten to the ground by the unexpected Iceglow & ShlupQuack, who stand a 65 % chance of developing a happy relationship. Will ButThePoncho be left to the wolves in favour of IceQuack?
Originally Posted by
Dr. Love
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Iceglow and ShlupQuack has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.
You don't need to tell Iceglow twice, Dr. Love!
NCG's Right Ear, having had a rough, jealous week, will rejoice in the fact that Justy & NCG's Left Ear's relationship has a mere 38 % chance of blossoming and surviving. It would, however, not be wise for it to celebrate too early - there is still a chance of being abandoned as Justy deems Lefty the better of the two and they elope together.
Originally Posted by
Dr. Love
The chance of a relationship working out between Justy and NCG's Left Ear is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.
Sacrifices indeed, but don't worry about NCG himself. His sacrifice is immaterial; this relationship may have potential yet.
Peegee & Raistlin may not set a record, but they certainly do not shame themselves with 64 % on their love-o-meter. Considering their recent joint pranking efforts, one is left to wonder if such a coupling should maybe be made illegal.
Originally Posted by
Dr. Love
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Peegee and Raistlin has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.
I've heard this before, Dr. Love! Oh wait, nevermind - the names are different.
There you have it. You may say I'm spoiling the suspense, publicly revealing statistics like this. These are, however, the hard facts. It does not necessarily have any bearing on popular opinion, which is likely wrong. Just how close to the truth the voters are remains to be seen.
