Originally Posted by Demon Dude
I was about to write a fantastic speech for this award, with a carefully conducted run-down of every candidate. Then I realised Freya (Kaycee) was nominated. I also discovered that this was her only nomination. So, obviously, this speech is dedicated to her.
Kaycee stinks. She absolutely reeks, of onions, garlic, and everything else she rubs herself with nightly to make herself feel attractive. She's also disgustingly hairy. I once took a photo of Kaycee and the camera exploded, and Kaycee was so poor because she's a useless waste of space she couldn't afford a new one. Bitch. I traveled into this creature's domain to get her thoughts on her nomination.
Me: "What are your thoughts on your nomination for this category?"
KC: "Nobody loves me and I pick my nose."
The other candidates are all generally lovely people.
BUT WHO WILL WIN? OVER TO AWARD GUY.
