The 20th Ciddies Revelations Thread - Come, post, enjoy the celebrations!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Bud Light Eyes on Final Fantasy presents Real Men of Genius Gaming.

Reeeeal men of gaaaaamiiinng.

Today we salute you, Mr. or Mrs. Most Helpful Gamer.

Mr. or Mrs. Most Helpful Ga-a-mer!

There's nothing quite like getting lost in a dark area in Tomb Raider and stumbling into the home of an angry animal.

Where'd that tiger come from?

But there you are, Mr. or Mrs. Most Helpful Gamer, ready to lift the controller from our trembling hands and defeat the terrifying monster with ease.

Look out, it's right behind you!

What's the Konami code?

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A-AAAAAAAA!

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Ciddie, Mr. or Mrs. Most Helpful Gamer. You beat the bosses we can't, and we have no problem taking the credit for it.

Mr. or Mrs. Most Helpful Ga-a-mer.

[fire_of_avalon]

Roogle rhymes with moogle

[fire_of_avalon]

Kanno rhymes with banno! ?!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Helpful Gamer
Last winner: Wolf Kanno · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Jessweeee♪ · JKTrix · Ouch! · Roogle · Vivi22 · Wolf Kanno

Those who didn't make the cut...
Ouch!..........................6
JKTrix.........................5
Vivi22.........................5
Roogle.........................4
RSL............................1

...leaving either Jessweeee♪ or Wolf Kanno to give the other player a helping hand in winning this Ciddie!

[smittenkitten]

Should be RSL ftw.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Helpful Gamer
Last winner: Wolf Kanno · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
Jessweeee♪ · JKTrix · Ouch! · Roogle · Vivi22 · Wolf Kanno

And the winner is...
Wolf Kanno

The Final Tally
Wolf Kanno....................11
Jessweeee♪.....................6
Ouch!..........................6
JKTrix.........................5
Vivi22.........................5
Roogle.........................4
RSL............................1

[G13]

Kanno, yeah! Congrats, man.

[Melissaur]

Way to go!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Hardcore Gamer
Last winner: Necronopticous · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF · Ouch! · Vivi22 · Wolf Kanno

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

Wolf Kanno Wolf Kanno Wolf Kanno Wolf Kanno Wolf Kanno Ouch! Wolf Kanno

[G13]

Man, Kanno is a fan favorite.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

What makes a person a gamer? What makes them hardcore gamers? I remember Tavrobel said something along the lines of “If you don't play computer games, you're not a hardcore gamer.”

I disagree. I think there's quite a bit more to being a hardcore gamer. Playing computer games religiously certainly helps, but it just doesn't seem like it's enough. There's got to be more to it. Perhaps... perhaps the only way to describe what I'm feeling is through

Song

Basement dwelling virgins ing at their free online PS3s
Ragesmashed controllers at red-ringed 360s
Brown cardboard boxes stamped with “Warranty”
These are a few hardcore gamer-like things

Halo v. Call of Duty and Microsoft v. Sony
Heated fanboy arguments, both sides claiming superiority
And throughout all this there's no love for the Wii
These are a few hardcore gamer-like things

Dungeon tans in the middle of summer
Blisters on trigger fingers, man that's a bummer
Staying up all night to play Final Fantasy
These are a few hardcore gamer-like things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember all the hardcore gamer-like things
And then I take a handful of

Prooooooo-zaaaaaaaaac

[Agent Proto]

Proto: Great speech, man.
GXIII: Thanks, bro. /smug

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Hardcore Gamer
Last winner: Necronopticous · Nomination Leader: Wolf Kanno

The Nominees
I'm my own MILF · Ouch! · Vivi22 · Wolf Kanno

Those who didn't make the cut...
Ouch!..........................5
I'm my own MILF................3
RSL............................1

...leaving Vivi22 and Wolf Kanno to settle this in an epic one-on-one multiplayer battle... FIGHT!

[Melissaur]

RSL ftw!

[G13]

No you're not hardcore

no you're not hardcore

Unless you live hardcore

unless you live hardcore

And the legend of the rent was way hardcore