The 20th Ciddies Revelations Thread - Come, post, enjoy the celebrations!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Two Weeks (almost)

1,326 Nominations

48 Nominators

150 Nominees

79 Finalists

1,883 Votes

55 Voters

52 Ciddies

2 Highwinds

52 Awards

14 Tie-Breakers

All building up to this moment in EoFF history...

The EoFF Mid-Year 2011 Ciddie Winners Revelations Thread

Alright, I have typed up 155 posts over the past five or so hours and have them ready to copy/paste almost as fast as you guys can post in this thread. With the help of some deliciously awesome members such as Jiro, Guardian XIII, The Fresh Prince of Mel Air, Demon Dude and others we now also have put together speeches for almost every award (they remain working hard as we speak on the final touches, that's just how dedicated they are), and of course the prediction team have all done their bit and that means I'm here and ready to go! I could use some food - I've not eaten more than a snickers bar or two in the past 24 or so hours, but that's irrelevant right now because dammit, the Ciddies are here and they're a little late - as always - but it's time to crash through them.

I'll have you know we took on a record number of tie-breakers in this, and while there are some runaway winners, a lot of them were really freaking tight. 14 tie-breakers were involved with the breaking of one tie, a new record! Let's hope for more records, more first-time winners (well, we know there is always one guaranteed, but here's to even more?) and a few well earned slaps on the back for those who work hard to keep this place as awesome as it is.

I have a requirement of yourselves: Post! Enjoy the experience, congratulate the winners, console those who lacked the favour of the masses and again - enjoy! This is a time for fun and games, a time for s and s, so here we go!

Y'all ready for this?

EDIT: Ooh, tally!

1) Best Member
Jiro..........................12
Del Murder.....................7
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........7
Loony BoB......................7
Rantzien.......................3
ShlupQuack.....................2
Psychotic......................1
RSL............................1

2) Best Male
Jiro..........................15
Bunny..........................6
NorthernChaosGod...............6
Del Murder.....................4
Loony BoB......................2
Rantzien.......................2
Wolf Kanno.....................2
Psychotic......................1
RSL............................1

3) Best Female
fire_of_avalon................16
ShlupQuack.....................8
Fujiko.........................4
Jentleness.....................4
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air....3
RSL............................1
rubah..........................1
Shiny..........................1

4) Best Administrator
Rantzien......................13
Loony BoB.....................11
Del Murder.....................5
ShlupQuack.....................4
Psychotic......................3
Roogle.........................1
RSL............................1

5) Best Cid's Knight
Jiro..........................14
fire_of_avalon.................9
Guardian XIII..................5
Jessweeee♪.....................3
Wolf Kanno.....................3
Shiny..........................2
Levian.........................1
RSL............................1

6) Best Site Staff
Baloki........................18
qwertysaur.....................7
Goldenboko.....................5
JKTrix.........................4
Croyles........................2
RSL............................1

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto...................13
DK.............................6
Ouch!..........................6
rubah..........................5
theundeadhero..................5
Rye............................3
RSL............................1

8) Best Veteran
Vivi22........................13
Fujiko.........................9
Iceglow........................7
Mirage.........................7
RSL............................1

9) Best Regular
Timekeeper....................20
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air...14
Flying Arrow...................3
RSL............................1

10) Best Newbie
Hypoallergenic Cactuar........12
TrollHunter...................11
Shaibana.......................8
ScottyRedXIII..................4
Caelheim.......................2
RSL............................1

11) Nicest Member
Jentleness....................10
Jiro...........................6
Loony BoB......................6
Agent Proto....................5
Rantzien.......................4
Fujiko.........................3
Guardian XIII..................2
RSL............................1
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air....1
Wolf Kanno.....................1

12) Evilest Member
Bunny.........................17
Del Murder.....................8
rubah..........................7
Raistlin.......................4
fire_of_avalon.................1
Psychotic......................1
RSL............................1

13. Sexiest Male
The Man.......................10
Jiro...........................9
Chimp..........................8
Levian.........................8
Del Murder.....................7
RSL............................1

14. Sexiest Female
ShlupQuack....................10
fire_of_avalon.................7
Shorty.........................6
smittenkitten..................6
Fujiko.........................4
Shiny..........................2
RSL............................1

15. Cutest Male
Jiro..........................15
Levian........................11
The Man........................5
Rantzien.......................3
RSL............................1

16. Cutest Female
Jessweeee♪.....................8
Fujiko.........................7
Rye............................7
smittenkitten..................6
Shorty.........................4
Shiny..........................3
RSL............................1

17) Best Custom Rank
o_O............................8
Del Murder.....................7
Guardian XIII..................5
Old Manus......................5
Shiny..........................5
Psychotic......................3
ShlupQuack.....................3
Jiro...........................2
RSL............................1
Loony BoB......................0
Rantzien.......................0

18) Best Avatar
NorthernChaosGod..............14
Pike...........................6
Del Murder.....................5
Loony BoB......................4
nik0tine.......................4
Peegee.........................3
fire_of_avalon.................2
RSL............................1

19) Best Signature
KaiserDragon...................6
eternal essence................5
Rantzien.......................5
Jiro...........................4
Pike...........................4
Shiny..........................4
Del Murder.....................3
nik0tine.......................3
Baloki.........................2
Loony BoB......................1
RSL............................1

20) Best Artist
black orb.....................11
novaheaven.....................9
eternal essence................4
Loony_JosH.....................4
Pete for President.............4
Jirito.........................2
Jiro...........................2
RSL............................1

21. Best Writer
Guardian XIII.................23
Jiro...........................7
I'm my own MILF................5
RSL............................1

22. Best Poster
Psychotic.....................15
Bunny..........................6
DMKA...........................5
Jiro...........................5
Wolf Kanno.....................5
RSL............................1

23. Best Spammer
Hypoallergenic Cactuar........13
Jiro...........................6
Old Manus......................6
Peegee.........................6
NorthernChaosGod...............4
RSL............................1

24. Best Chatter
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air...12
Jentleness....................10
Roogle.........................6
Mirage.........................3
RSL............................1
Rye............................1

25. Best Visitor Messager
Christmas.....................17
Jiro..........................10
I Don't Need A Name............4
Psychotic......................3
RSL............................1

26. Best Blogger
ShlupQuack....................16
Yeargdribble..................14
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........5
RSL............................1

27. Best Thread
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...-revealed.html...........................15
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...bout-ffvi.html...............14
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...9-ears-ff.html................................................6
RSL.......................................................1

28. Best Post
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...ml#post2948778...........................13
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2965470................................................9
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2978607............................7
http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/13...ml#post2980785...6
RSL.......................................................1

29. Funniest Member
Psychotic.....................10
Bunny..........................7
Del Murder.....................6
Old Manus......................6
fire_of_avalon.................4
Jiro...........................3
RSL............................1

30. Weirdest Member
Peegee........................13
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........9
Iceglow........................8
Alive-Man......................6
Psychotic......................2
Roogle.........................1
RSL............................1

31. Most Informative Member
Wolf Kanno....................10
Iceglow........................6
crono_logical..................4
Loony BoB......................4
o_O............................4
Rantzien.......................4
Yeargdribble...................4
RSL............................1

32. Most Productive Member
Rantzien......................15
Baloki.........................8
Jiro...........................6
Marshall Banana................4
I'm my own MILF................1
RSL............................1

33. Most Underrated Member
blackmage_nuke................17
Laddy.........................13
Baloki.........................6
RSL............................1

34. Most Improved Member
KaiserDragon..................12
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........9
Baloki.........................8
Cuchulainn.....................5
RSL............................1

35) Most Missed Member
Resha.........................11
RSL...........................10
Demon Dude.....................9
Rye............................8
Clo............................6
eestlinc.......................6

36) Most Hardcore Gamer
Wolf Kanno....................20
Vivi22.........................8
Ouch!..........................5
I'm my own MILF................3
RSL............................1

37) Most Helpful Gamer
Wolf Kanno....................11
Jessweeee♪.....................6
Ouch!..........................6
JKTrix.........................5
Vivi22.........................5
Roogle.........................4
RSL............................1

38) Most Helpful Techy
o_O...........................18
crono_logical..................8
Rantzien.......................8
Marshall Banana................2
RSL............................1

39) Most Helpful Member

Rantzien......................13
Loony BoB......................7
Wolf Kanno.....................6
Marshall Banana................4
Bunny..........................2
crono_logical..................2
Guardian XIII..................1
RSL............................1

40) Cutest Couple
Loony BoB & smittenkitten.....10
Del Murder & Miriel............9
Fujiko & o_O...................8
Rantzien & Shorty..............8
EllieButton & Guardian XIII....6
I'm my own MILF & Pike.........3
RSL & RSL's hat................1

Most Likely To…

41) Become a Cid's Knight
Ouch!..........................7
Breine.........................6
Bunny..........................6
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........6
NorthernChaosGod...............6
Marshall Banana................4
Vivi22.........................4
Iceglow........................3
RSL............................1

42) Get Banned
Bunny.........................12
Peegee.........................9
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........6
Raistlin.......................6
Yeargdribble...................4
RSL............................1

43. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
eternal essence...............17
Vivi22........................13
Shaibana.......................7
RSL............................1

44. LIMIT BREAK a post
Psychotic.....................16
Bunny.........................10
fire_of_avalon.................7
Rantzien.......................2
RSL............................1

45. Try to rep themselves
Peegee.........................9
NorthernChaosGod...............8
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........6
I'm my own MILF................5
Bunny..........................3
Raistlin.......................3
Jiro...........................1
RSL............................1

46. Unwittingly build up a friendship with a spambot
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........9
Roogle.........................7
Freya..........................5
Jentleness.....................5
Peegee.........................5
MJN SEIFER.....................3
Jiro...........................1
RSL............................1

47. Be the Square-Enix Hacker
Flying Arrow..................11
o_O...........................10
Wolf Kanno.....................7
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.........4
Peegee.........................3
RSL............................1

48. Be Papa Smurf
Del Murder....................12
Loony BoB.....................10
ShlupQuack....................10
Iceglow........................3
RSL............................1

49. Be Gargamel
Raistlin......................13
ShlupQuack....................10
I'm my own MILF................7
Del Murder.....................5
RSL............................1

50) Get Together
Justy & NCG's Left Ear............................................13
Peegee & Raistlin.................................................12
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod...................................7
Iceglow & ShlupQuack...............................................4
RSL & a tall, conical hat. Is he a dunce or a wizard? You decide...1

TOTAL VOTES..........1,883

Highwind Winners
Site Staff: Baloki
Forums Staff: Rantzien

[demondude]

[Jiro]

Congratulations to all the winners!

EDIT: I am going to smurfing ban you Demon Dude

[o_O]

Hot damn.

[demondude]

F5 storm incoming.

Edit: Suck my dick, bitch.

[Carl the Llama]

*presses F5*

[Melissaur]

I'm so excited!

[Carl the Llama]

I'm so excited!

YAY CIDDIES!!!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

MLT Get Together
Last winner: Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod · Nomination Leader: Justy & NCG's Left Ear

The Nominees
Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod · Iceglow & ShlupQuack · Justy & NCG's Left Ear · Peegee & Raistlin

Who they predicted to win...

Demon Dude: Jiro: Rantzien: Raistlin: Del Murder: Shiny: ShlupQuack:

Justy & NCG's Left Ear Justy & NCG's Left Ear Justy & NCG's Left Ear Justy & NCG's Left Ear Justy & NCG's Left Ear Justy & NCG's Left Ear Justy & NCG's Left Ear

[Jiro]

I'm so excited for this, it came out of nowhere. Does anyone remember how insane I was last year?

This time I am already tired. BRING ON THE FUN

[Jiro]

Looks like this one should be an earsy to pick

[demondude]

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Love. It's a fickle thing, and yet it can spring up between the most unlikely people (and parts of people). I, being an expert on the subject, know just how to find out if a particular two people (or parts of people) are likely as a couple. The right tool for the job is of course an online love calculator. I took the liberty of finding out the probability of the predicted lovebirds making a decent couple. The results may astonish you.

Guardian XIII & NorthernChaosGod opens with a weak 17 %. There doesn't seem to be much hope here. Perhaps their destiny is to remain a persistent flirt until the end of time; who can say? This is what Dr. Love has to say about it.

Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between Guardian XIII and NorthernChaosGod, but the chance is very small. A successful relationship is possible, but you both have to work on it. Do not sit back and think that it will all work out fine, because it might not be working out the way you wanted it to. Spend as much time with each other as possible. Again, the chance of this relationship working out is very small, so even when you do work hard on it, it still might not work out.

That's what she said, Dr. Love!

Indeed, they are beaten to the ground by the unexpected Iceglow & ShlupQuack, who stand a 65 % chance of developing a happy relationship. Will ButThePoncho be left to the wolves in favour of IceQuack?

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Iceglow and ShlupQuack has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.

You don't need to tell Iceglow twice, Dr. Love!

NCG's Right Ear, having had a rough, jealous week, will rejoice in the fact that Justy & NCG's Left Ear's relationship has a mere 38 % chance of blossoming and surviving. It would, however, not be wise for it to celebrate too early - there is still a chance of being abandoned as Justy deems Lefty the better of the two and they elope together.

The chance of a relationship working out between Justy and NCG's Left Ear is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.

Sacrifices indeed, but don't worry about NCG himself. His sacrifice is immaterial; this relationship may have potential yet.

Peegee & Raistlin may not set a record, but they certainly do not shame themselves with 64 % on their love-o-meter. Considering their recent joint pranking efforts, one is left to wonder if such a coupling should maybe be made illegal.

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Peegee and Raistlin has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other.

I've heard this before, Dr. Love! Oh wait, nevermind - the names are different.


There you have it. You may say I'm spoiling the suspense, publicly revealing statistics like this. These are, however, the hard facts. It does not necessarily have any bearing on popular opinion, which is likely wrong. Just how close to the truth the voters are remains to be seen.

[demondude]

I now realise just how trout my speeches really are.

[G13]

Come on Justy and NCG's Ear!