DMKA: Because a bunch of our customers are asses. seriously, we have donkeys walking in at 1 in the morning and they expect us to pay attention to them? Bitch plz.

Justy: Because we only stock so much breakfast stuff.

NCG: Thousand Island Dressing and my spit

DD: Because all food contains horse sperm

Schlupp: Never, we filter it every 30 minutes, but the high temp under the surface incinerates any lingering particles, also keeps it sterile. We do however do this extreme filter thing once a day that completely clears the oil. In order to actually switch the oil out, someone would have to put a bucket in the fryer and scoop it out, and no one is stupid enough to try.