Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
Why do you not allow me to create my own burger?

Also why did you not credit my friends and I for inventing the half pounder? WE INVENTED THAT ONE LATE NIGHT. We also invented the 3/4 pounder and the double big mac years ago.
Because you might get herpes on the grill. that would not be cool. Actually, we will even put fries on your burger if you ask. We dont credit you because actually all of these things were invented almost 200 years ago by one Malrick Scott of NYC. Actually it's because we don't have to.