Can you dig it!?

[Hollycat]

Next year there should be a FFTA Viera Knights

[Agent Proto]

I like how the Misfits have the lower end of their supposed deal with the Returners ending up with a smaller sized territory.

I can see how that deal went!

Returners: So Deal or No Deal?
Misfits: Deal! *pushes button*
Returners: Great! We'll go ahead and take half of your territory and claim this is an act of friendship between our two factions.
Misfits: Yay! I feel this is a good deal after all!
Returners: *Evil Kefka laugh* Wopwopwopwop

[Del Murder]

Well, if you notice, the Misfits are the smallest gang and so have the smallest turf. However, the water treatment plant is located in the upper west side, giving them a great advantage. Control the water supply and you control everything.

Enjoy your mercury-laced water, Lionhearts.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You don't hear them complaining, do you? Shut your trap, filthy Lionheart.

[Dignified Pauper]

I'm confused.

[Jiro]

The Misfits are proud to be aligned with such a mighty gang as the Returners. Shut yo traps

[G13]

I'm confused.

Gang Wars, bro. Don some colors and jump into the action.

Join the Warriors and get a free T-shirt.

[champagne supernova]

I'm confused.

Gang Wars, bro. Don some colors and jump into the action.

Join the Warriors and get a free T-shirt.

For a free T-shirt, count me in.

[G13]

Welcome aboard!

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Your riots will be beat into submission and it will be the drunk tank for all of you!

[Citizen Bleys]

So what exactly is the point of this thing? Trash-talk and threaten people you'll never meet in person? Posturing and bluster for its own sake? A bigger colour splotch on a psychedelic rectangle drawn in ms-freaking-paint?

Are we 4?

I can not "dig it."
I shall not "dig it."
I do not even own a shovel.

[Madame Adequate]

Indeed. The Police intend to clean up this graffiti.

[Del Murder]

With the loss of Demon Dude and Jiro, the Misfits and Returners suffered great loss at the hands of the Warriors, and their turf strength.

But no loss was so great as what befell the Lionhearts. The Snake, as a showcase of his immense power, laid waste to their lands and destroyed all who would not flee before him.

Meahwhile, the Bandits remain quiet, making quick strikes here and there, and keeping the Warriors at bay. And what of the Secret Police? Their influence continues to grow. What are they planning?

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[Agent Proto]

As of now, it appears that my services are currently available with the disappearance of the Lionhearts, and this former-Lionheart wishes to be employed by one of the remaining gangs left (including Secret Police.). So any takers?

[Del Murder]

I think you would be the perfect ACE up our sleeve. We do represent the only FF to feature a character who wielded cards as a weapon, after all.