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    Quote Originally Posted by The newspaper headline
    December, 2005. When the ash settled, none remained. The gangs of Eyes on Final Fantasy had waged a bloody war and none stood victorious.

    Six years have passed, and Eyes on Final Fantasy has rebuilt itself. The General Forums are in order, melodies can be heard as one strolls past the Video Game Music Forum. On the outside, Eyes on Final Fantasy seems happy. Healthy. Safe.

    But not all is as it seems. New gangs have formed in the underworld of the Final Fantasy Forums. They lurk in the shadows, lashing out at each other. The violence was small scale; petty fights and squabbles in the streets.

    But Prime Minister Pokékeeper noticed and, under advise from his cabinet, told Eyes on Final Fantasy that the gangland warfare would be stamped out once and for all. Using all of his resources, the Prime Minister sent out an elite force to combat the gangs; The EoFF Secret Police. For a time it seemed they were effective, but before long the gangs grew bolder and began to attack the police force openly. At first it was strategic, well planned and well orchestrated, but then, it seems, personalities clashed. Leaders began to rise up, and each one had their own view of how things should be run. Soon factions were formed and the massive gang conglomerate became many. With a handful of gangs fighting them, as well as each other, the EoFF Secret Police quickly lost control.

    This was one thing nobody saw coming. The gangs had gained confidence and, with this declaration of war, decided it was time to take over, each gang vying for complete control of Eyes on Final Fantasy.

    Now chaos reigns supreme. EoFF suffers as the Prime Minister struggles to regain order and the gangs continue to defy in the worst way. Dark times are ahead of us. Who will win this ultimate battle for control?
    Now, look what we have here before us. We got the Misfits sitting next to the Returners. We got the Lionhearts right by the Bandits. Nobody is wastin' nobody! That is a miracle, and miracles ain't the way things ought to be!

    One gang could run this city! One gang. Nothing would move without us allowing it to happen. We could tax the crime syndicates, the police, because we got the streets, suckers! Can you dig it?

    The problem in the past has been the man putting us down. We have been unable to see the truth because we have been fighting for ten square feet of ground. Our turf, our little piece of turf. That's crap, brothers! The turf is ours by right, because it's our turn. All we have to do is take it. So secure your territory, secure your turf, because it's all your turf! Go forth and create chaos. Sow the seeds of discord! Because this is GANG WARS!
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    smurfING MISFITS REPRESENT

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    WAAAAARIOOOOOOORRRRRRRSSSS! COME OUT AND PLAY!

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    I fight for the Bandits!
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    FFVI Returner yo. Will bring The Rock out if under pressure.

    Edit: Can somebody explain wtf is happening to me? xD

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    I'll punch your face in, scum bag. Especially the bandits, but of plagiarisin bastards! WE MADE YOU, YOU RIPPED US OFF YOU PUNK ASS MOTHERsmurfER.

    MISFITS OWN THIS TOWN.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Demon Dude View Post
    Edit: Can somebody explain wtf is happening to me? xD
    Your gang is about to get the ever lovin' trout kicked out of it, that's what. RETURNER SCUM WE OWN THIS TOWN!

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    THE WARRIORS ARE A BUNCH OF WANNABE HACK JOBS. ENJOY YOUR smurfING LEGO HANDS, DICKWIPES. EAT MY VARYING AND SUPERIOR trout

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    This is but one of the smurfers we got on our side



    Yeah go on, just try and smurf with him, I dare ya. Soft cocked boppins that you are

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    Returning to a town near you!
    I made one myself for a change! Although you can probably tell that..

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    The Returners currently outnumber you in this thread. Surrender now and we promise to make the end quick.

    Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
    When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine Trump University! - Ralph Wiggum

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    Returners better do just that and gtfo!

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    ...VIII...

    wooooo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboko View Post
    ...VIII...

    wooooo.
    Aha, Lionhearts. What a bunch of ABSOLUTE PUSSIES.

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    I don't give a trout, I fight with the fury of ten men. And a couple of ladies as well. Ladies like, uh nah better not go there. BUT FURIOUS.

    Now come at me Del bro. Let's see what yo monkey ass got.


    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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