The Returners

[demondude]

Welcome to The Returners.

The first rule of The Returners is: you do not talk about The Returners.
The second rule of The Returners is: you DO NOT talk about The Returners!
Third rule of The Returners: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, you whoop their candy ass even further.
Fourth rule: Fight with as many Returners you can gather.
Fifth rule: Don't pussy out.
Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons.
Seventh rule: We will not stop until we get control.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at The Returners, you have to fight. Get in their territory and smurf them up.

We're the smurfing Returners. Who the smurf are you?

Members:
Demon Dude
Del Murder
Bunny
NorthernChaosGod
Wolf Kanno
Chris
Vivi22
The Man
Rebellious Eagle
Agent Proto

[G13]

We're the guys who are going to stomp your goofy asses.

[demondude]

You keep running your mouth and the Rock will slap it off your face, bitch!

[Jiro]

You're both smurfed when the Misfits roll in. YOUR CHICKEN LEGS AIN'T trout

[I Don't Need A Name]

Looks like I'm a Returner...apparently?

[Del Murder]

Looking at the rosters in a totally impartial and unbiased way, I must say, the Returners are stacked.

returners 4 lyfe

[demondude]

GIVE ME SOME PRIDE, RETURNER!

One of you jabronies whip up a nice signature if you would be so kind.

[The Man]

so what's all this about then

[demondude]

so what's all this about then

Simply answer this question. Are you a man or a mouse?

[Rantz]

Pffft, Returners? More like Return-to-whatever-hole-you-crawled-out-of-ers. You're not even 3D

[Jiro]

smurf off The Man is clearly a man of refined taste and badassity. JOIN ME, I SUPPORT FFTACTICS

[demondude]

He is THE MAN. Just like THE ROCK. He has enough sense to join us.

[G13]

THE PEBBLE doesn't realize it's pronounced THE MAN. We of the Warriors get you The Man. Do the right thing and join us.

[demondude]

THE PEBBLE doesn't realize it's pronounced THE MAN. We of the Warriors get you The Man. Do the right thing and join us.

woah

WOAH

WOAH WOAH WOAH ... WOAH

Does The Rock have to come down there and smurf you up himself?

[G13]

I can smell what you're cookin' from here, and I'd appreciate it if you kept your distance, thanks.