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    Welcome to The Returners.

    The first rule of The Returners is: you do not talk about The Returners.
    The second rule of The Returners is: you DO NOT talk about The Returners!
    Third rule of The Returners: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, you whoop their candy ass even further.
    Fourth rule: Fight with as many Returners you can gather.
    Fifth rule: Don't pussy out.
    Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons.
    Seventh rule: We will not stop until we get control.
    And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at The Returners, you have to fight. Get in their territory and smurf them up.

    We're the smurfing Returners. Who the smurf are you?

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    We're the guys who are going to stomp your goofy asses.

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    You keep running your mouth and the Rock will slap it off your face, bitch!

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    You're both smurfed when the Misfits roll in. YOUR CHICKEN LEGS AIN'T trout

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Looks like I'm a Returner...apparently?
    I made one myself for a change! Although you can probably tell that..

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    Looking at the rosters in a totally impartial and unbiased way, I must say, the Returners are stacked.

    returners 4 lyfe

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    GIVE ME SOME PRIDE, RETURNER!

    One of you jabronies whip up a nice signature if you would be so kind.

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    so what's all this about then
    Don't delay, add The Pimp today! Don't delay, add The Pimp today!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Man View Post
    so what's all this about then
    Simply answer this question. Are you a man or a mouse?

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    Pffft, Returners? More like Return-to-whatever-hole-you-crawled-out-of-ers. You're not even 3D

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    smurf off The Man is clearly a man of refined taste and badassity. JOIN ME, I SUPPORT FFTACTICS

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    He is THE MAN. Just like THE ROCK. He has enough sense to join us.

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    THE PEBBLE doesn't realize it's pronounced THE MAN. We of the Warriors get you The Man. Do the right thing and join us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guardian XIII View Post
    THE PEBBLE doesn't realize it's pronounced THE MAN. We of the Warriors get you The Man. Do the right thing and join us.
    woah

    WOAH

    WOAH WOAH WOAH ... WOAH

    Does The Rock have to come down there and smurf you up himself?

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    I can smell what you're cookin' from here, and I'd appreciate it if you kept your distance, thanks.

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