The Returners

[Slothy]

I have some terrible news. I woke up today to find the corpse of our beloved Demon Dude at our doorstep. Someone is trying to send us a message, and I think it is our long time rivals, the Warriors!

Returners we must not let his death go unavenged! I say we gather all our might and settle this in a showdown. Guardian XIII, fierce member of the Warriors, has been called out, and Jiro has decided to represent the Misfits-Returners alliance in this battle. Let us go to this showdown that will avenge our fallen comrade!

There will be blood and sweatsocks! It's hell in a cell baby! DD's death will be avenged!

[Carl the Llama]

I have some terrible news. I woke up today to find the corpse of our beloved Demon Dude at our doorstep. Someone is trying to send us a message, and I think it is our long time rivals, the Warriors!

Returners we must not let his death go unavenged! I say we gather all our might and settle this in a showdown. Guardian XIII, fierce member of the Warriors, has been called out, and Jiro has decided to represent the Misfits-Returners alliance in this battle. Let us go to this showdown that will avenge our fallen comrade!

There will be blood and sweatsocks! It's hell in a cell baby! DD's death will be avenged!

Funny I thought it was your leader that made the motion to have DD killed, do I smell Civil War in the Returners Camp!

[NorthernChaosGod]

tl;dr

You have piss poor taste in gangs and in video games. Prepare for annihilation.

[Carl the Llama]

tl;dr

You have piss poor taste in gangs and in video games. Prepare for annihilation.

Whatever happened to my computer is better then yours? oh right I TRASHED THAT IDEA, bitch.

[NorthernChaosGod]

It is a poor workman who blames his tools, and only an idiot would claim the console hardware itself makes superiority.

Our games > your games, bitch.

[demondude]

You're all smurfs and you let me die. Bandits ftw.

Edit: Thanks for nothing, Mankind. I Should have stayed with The Nation of Domination.

[Carl the Llama]

It is a poor workman who blames his tools, and only an idiot would claim the console hardware itself makes superiority.

Our games > your games, bitch.

SNES > PSX

Prove me wrong, haters.

Ahh, something I can get on board with, you callin yo self an idiot Julie? xD on this statement I agree 100% joo fool!

[Del Murder]

I have heard news that Jiro failed in his mission. GuardianXIII lives and the Warriors grow stronger. We must destroy them and end this conflict. Fortunately, I have a secret plan in the works that will catch them unawares. Good thing they can't read this thread and know it is coming.

[Shiny]

Wait...what's that sound? Aw hell. My theme song!

[Carl the Llama]

Wait...what's that sound? Aw hell. My theme song!

AWWWW YEAAAAA

I have heard news that Jiro failed in his mission. GuardianXIII lives and the Warriors grow stronger. We must destroy them and end this conflict. Fortunately, I have a secret plan in the works that will catch them unawares. Good thing they can't read this thread and know it is coming.

THATS RIGHT BITCHES!! Mess with the Mighty Warriors the trouncers of CANCER and your as good as dead!

Ya god damn right we grow stronger, NONE can match us in sheer might! Surrender and Die!

[Shiny]

FFVI Returners icon thing looks like a pacifier or one of those ring lollies.

[Del Murder]

ring pop 4 lyfe

[Del Murder]

Agent Proto has defected to the Returners. Since he is a master gambler, all of our units get +10 luck when he is in the field. We will surely need it, as the Warriors are becoming ever the stronger.

[Slothy]

You're all smurfs and you let me die. Bandits ftw.

Edit: Thanks for nothing, Mankind. I Should have stayed with The Nation of Domination.

Maybe now you'll think twice about throwing a personally autographed copy of your partners autobiography in the trash.

There was only one way things could ever have gone between us after that. Returners forever!

[Agent Proto]

Aw yeah, I bringing the luck to the field.