The Returners

[Shorty]

Well then WHAT GOOD ARE YOU

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I don't have any wives or children.

We know. We killed them, blended them into delicious smoothies, and fed them to you. Shorty already covered that.

I know Returners are knuckle dragging, ape-tards but please try and keep up!

[demondude]

I wear tight pants and wrestle other men.

Edit: @ Shorty

[Shorty]

Mmm, baby Returner smoothies.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I think we all know how you're really getting those baby Returner smoothies.

*points to crotch*

/smug

[Shorty]

You disgust me.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Soooo, you put your testicles in a blender? And then you drank them? I had a feeling the Returners were a gang of eunuchs. I guess you d-bags didn't have a hope of doing much else with 'em.

[Jiro]

GET THE smurf OUT OF HERE YOU PUSSYHEARTS. The Returners are pretty bitchin', whereas you trouts are just trout HEADS. YEAH GO GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I GO CRAZY ON YOUR ASS

[Shorty]

BRING IT ON, JIRO

[Jiro]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHORTY. PLUS WHERE IS MY MUG, I WANT MY BEARD MUG

[Shorty]

I TOLD PONTUS TO GIVE YOU THE MESSAGE THAT I'M SHIPPING IT FRIDAY BECAUSE I FORGOT AND I'M A HORRIBLE FRIEND

Jiro, why are we fighting? We could be such great allies.

[Jiro]

...that's a good point. Let me confer with my comrades, there might be something gold in here. The downfall of the Warriors and Secret Police is all I'm really after anyway.

PS you're so lovely

[demondude]

There is no way in the Blue Hell The Rock will be allied with a buddy of the lionhearts.

[Shiny]

You see this face? This the last face you will ever see. Take a good look.

[Caboose]

To all members of "The Retarders Returners" :
Jesus hate you and so do I.