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    Hello.

    As of this moment, the Lionhearts are no more. The nature of that is entirely up to each and every one of you, but I get ahead of myself.

    I am, at present, unstoppable. There's always a scene in a movie or a video game where the bad guy (although I hasten to add that I am no villain; I am the most neutral of neutrals) slaughters a lot of people. This is to show what a formidable power this entity has. To make them a threat. Something to be feared. It is unfortunate for you that you are the ones who I will prove my deadliness upon. It's not fair on all of you, though, to have your brief lives ended so soon and so I will present you with a choice.

    You may attempt to fight, if you desire. If you feel this "FFVIII Lionheart" gang is something worth dying for, I am entirely content to oblige you. There will be no escape or victory. But, if you would wish for life, if you would wish further participation, there is another option available to you.

    Walk away. Renounce your membership, drop your flags. I have no desire to cause further bloodshed than is necessary to achieve my goals. You will be spared. You may yet be of some use to my grand design, if I deem you talented enough.

    You may each choose individually what you would like to do. If you do not post, I will assume you chose death.

    The Lionhearts are no more.

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    I'm pretty high... so your long words taste like colour.

    Once again I'll ask the question I asked boko "Will I have to do anything?"

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    Meh, it was fun while it lasted, Lionhearts, but I'm giving up my membership for the sake of my life. Adios.

    I am just... that ace!

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    I think it is time, Goldenboko, to reveal your true colours.
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    And if I do resist...

    What would you do...?

    Young lady?






    Boo-hoo...Too bad...


    "I'm not the president. I'm what they call...a body double."






    "All these rumors about the many resistance groups in Timber..."
    "You pass along a little false information and they fall for it...

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    Seems like there are only amateurs around here."





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    My butt hurts from all this sitting...
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    "Ahh...
    So what did you have in stORE for me had I resiSTED...?"

    "Why doN'T you teLL mE..."



    "QuiTE aMUsing thouGH...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy View Post
    I'm pretty high... so your long words taste like colour.
    A dishevelled looking youth staggered up to the Snake. He was barely able to walk, and was laughing to himself as he pulled out a flick knife.

    Worthless junkie piece of tit, thought Snake, as he put a round between his eyes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Agent Proto View Post
    Meh, it was fun while it lasted, Lionhearts, but I'm giving up my membership for the sake of my life. Adios.
    This one was a bit older. A bit wiser. Smart guy, Snake thought to himself, as the gang member threw down his purple headband and turned the other way...
    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    And if I do resist...

    What would you do...?
    The girl charged at him with a broken bottle, lunging at his throat. Her upward thrust grazed his forearm as he stepped backwards to dodge her frenzied assault.

    Such a pretty girl, how had she got caught up with a gang like the Lionhearts? Oh well. He squeezed the trigger and she stumbled forwards. He squeezed it again, just to be sure.

    ...

    ...

    ...

    *teabag*

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    I fully support this massacre of Lionhearts.

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    You...fEll...

    For...
    iT


    aMusINg...tHIs iS AmuSinG!


    *turns into the undead*


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    As long as I can fight the Secret Police, I'll wear new colors.

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    There is, what, four of you left? No one ever said Psychotic's aim was particularly good. Perhaps you need to abuse that overpowered Junction System and fight back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg View Post
    As long as I can fight the Secret Police, I'll wear new colors.
    The Shark Dogg knew there was no sense in fighting this pointless war. The gang was over, he knew that. Perhaps he could find a new home elsewhere.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪ View Post
    Jessweeee♪ was known throughout the city from her time in the Mafia as having a furious temper. As the other Lionhearts made their choices, she was nowhere to be found.

    "Surrender or die, Jessweeee♪" The Snake called out again. "It matters not to me which". A banshee's scream broke the silence. Jessweeee♪ came out of nowhere, wielding a length of steel pipe. The Snake snaw it too late, and with another piercing shriek she swung it forcefully into the side of his head with a dull thunk, sending him to the ground. His gun went flying in the opposite direction.

    She was upon him in a flash, swinging away with her pipe, again and again.

    "DIE!"
    *thunk*
    "DIE!"
    *thunk*
    "DIE!"
    *thunk*
    "DIE!"

    The Snake caught the pipe with his left hand. "I was hoping you'd say that" he said coolly, and with his right hand he pulled a knife from his boot and stabbed upwards. Jessweeee♪ tried to let out a final roar of anger, but could only make a disquieting gurgling sound as the blade protuded from her throat.

    Quote Originally Posted by Genius Lynx View Post
    There is, what, four of you left? No one ever said Psychotic's aim was particularly good. Perhaps you need to abuse that overpowered Junction System and fight back.
    Only Shorty and Goldenboko are left, and from Rantz's post it looks like Goldenboko may have decided long before this day. As it happens my aim is very good at this stage in the story, in fact, it is perfect. It is only when I encounter the protagonists that I will suddenly become a Stormtrooper and my shots embarassingly miss their mark.

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    I foresaw this!

    Quote Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
    Beware, Philip. Your gang goes first.
    Quote Originally Posted by Guardian XIII
    Soon the world will see a day when the Lionfarts are no more, mark my words!

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    Wait a minute, could Guardian XIII be... no, it's not possible.... but is it?... the one of legend? No...it can't be true... not one of them... it must be a mistake...

    *fear*

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    I joined the wrong team...

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