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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiserDragon View Post
    all we need to do is get a level 7 Tifa and she can lay the smack down on Emmy AND learn every magic summon and command in the game! HA! bitches.
    You dare say The Rock's catchphases without his permission? The Rock is sorry, The Rock must have misunderstood something. You see, The Rock thought you enjoyed having your testicles where they were, and not turned ninety degrees, stuck so far up your candy ass you were almost literally talking bollocks. If The Rock sees you doing this again, then Smackdown Hotel better be ready because you're gonna receive one hell of an asswhooping, bitch.

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    You have Tifa.

    We have Rydia.



    Oh and we have Rosa too!




    Shall I continue?

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    You have Tifa.

    We have Rydia.

    (SPOILER)

    Oh and we have Rosa too!




    Shall I continue?
    Bitches wont be any good to you after a bash with KotR.

    Quote Originally Posted by Demon Dude
    You dare say The Rock's catchphases without his permission? The Rock is sorry, The Rock must have misunderstood something. You see, The Rock thought you enjoyed having your testicles where they were, and not turned ninety degrees, stuck so far up your candy ass you were almost literally talking bollocks. If The Rock sees you doing this again, then Smackdown Hotel better be ready because you're gonna receive one hell of an asswhooping, bitch.
    Look rubble, we went through this once, you challenge me, you lose, your gravelly remains get swept under the carpet.

    Do you smell

    WHAT the Rubble

    IS BURNING.

    Baked Beans. Bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiserDragon View Post
    Yeah, you smurfers are just jello! we have King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table bitches! wtf summons do you losers have! lame ass low damage summons is what! and your magic, you need to grind for hours just to learn 1 spell I mean how titty is THAT all we need to do is get a level 7 Tifa and she can lay the smack down on Emmy AND learn every magic summon and command in the game! HA! bitches.
    Seriously, are you unfamiliar with Gau and Cyan? Get out of here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by KaiserDragon View Post
    Yeah, you smurfers are just jello! we have King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table bitches! wtf summons do you losers have! lame ass low damage summons is what! and your magic, you need to grind for hours just to learn 1 spell I mean how titty is THAT all we need to do is get a level 7 Tifa and she can lay the smack down on Emmy AND learn every magic summon and command in the game! HA! bitches.
    Seriously, are you unfamiliar with Gau and Cyan? Get out of here.
    You think Gau and Cyan could stand against KotR? ok. Coupled with the fact that Cyan would be dead before he even got close to a quadra slam. >.>

    Cloud + Ultima Weapon + 4x Cut = Dead Cyan.

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    Yeah. Rydia the 7 year-old girl? Creeps.

    Laddy Rap
    I'm a mad mothersmurfer, just' wait 'til you see.
    See how bad a bitch the Laddy can be.
    I got my posse here now, just come on down.
    You'll regret when I kick your ass all over this town.

    For serious, smurfers like you best not be delirious.
    All this petty bitch tit ain't makin' me furious.
    I get more ass than all of you combined.
    I have a bitchin' ride while your tires ain't aligned.

    So cry home with your dicks tucked away.
    When ya tell your pimp that this is the day
    That Laddy kicked your ass all over the place.
    The Warriors are here and we'll be trumpin' yo case.

    Word to your mother.



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    Its called Quick, and it lets Cyan have all the time in the world....

    All I'm seeing in this thread is a group of sad people subscribing to a penis enlarging drug, it even says it in the title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiserDragon View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiserDragon View Post
    Yeah, you smurfers are just jello! we have King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table bitches! wtf summons do you losers have! lame ass low damage summons is what! and your magic, you need to grind for hours just to learn 1 spell I mean how titty is THAT all we need to do is get a level 7 Tifa and she can lay the smack down on Emmy AND learn every magic summon and command in the game! HA! bitches.
    Seriously, are you unfamiliar with Gau and Cyan? Get out of here.
    You think Gau and Cyan could stand against KotR? ok. Coupled with the fact that Cyan would be dead before he even got close to a quadra slam. >.>

    Cloud + Ultima Weapon + 4x Cut = Dead Cyan.
    You killing Cyan just lets him get his Psycho on. KotR may have a few hits here and there, but Psycho Cyan doesn't stop until everything is dead. DEAD.

    /smug

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by KaiserDragon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by KaiserDragon View Post
    Yeah, you smurfers are just jello! we have King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table bitches! wtf summons do you losers have! lame ass low damage summons is what! and your magic, you need to grind for hours just to learn 1 spell I mean how titty is THAT all we need to do is get a level 7 Tifa and she can lay the smack down on Emmy AND learn every magic summon and command in the game! HA! bitches.
    Seriously, are you unfamiliar with Gau and Cyan? Get out of here.
    You think Gau and Cyan could stand against KotR? ok. Coupled with the fact that Cyan would be dead before he even got close to a quadra slam. >.>

    Cloud + Ultima Weapon + 4x Cut = Dead Cyan.
    You killing Cyan just lets him get his Psycho on. KotR may have a few hits here and there, but Psycho Cyan doesn't stop until everything is dead. DEAD.

    /smug
    Obviously, that would icnlude himself.



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    A man has nothing left to do when he kills everyone else.

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    He would likely start with himself.



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    smurfing Warriors trying to overcompensate for the fact they got tiny hot dogs



    By the way Ladmeister, the Warriors hate corgis.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    GROSS. That mustard makes me think of semen.

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    Warriors more like BORE-iors.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    GROSS. That mustard makes me think of semen.
    The Warriors are gross, I'm glad you can see this.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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