FFVII Makes You Larger!

[G13]

I don't need to read the entirety of this thread to know that all posts other than that of a true, red blooded Warrior are complete and utter trout.

[G13]

Also, the Warriors are recruiting! Do the right thing, citizens of EoFF. War is upon us and you definitely don't want to be on the losing side (i.e. any side that is not this one). Join us, the winners. I say to you, O internet dwellers

Come out and play!

[Pheesh]

Don't you guys have a remake you should be bitching about or something?

[TrollHunter]

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Billy Mays here with a truly amazing product. Joining forces with the warriors really does make your dick 5 times larger. Not 3x not 4x but 5x BIGGER. 8======D

[Pheesh]

Billy Mays is dead, just like your crappy game's relevance.

[TrollHunter]

Hi billy mays here with a special t.v. offer, watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father!

[G13]

Billy Mays is dead, just like your crappy game's relevance.

Aerith is dead too AND SHE STILL MADE SEPHIROTH HER BITCH. Don't try to smurf with something your small VIII brain couldn't possibly understand. Our Lifestream, much like our big fat cocks, will crush you.

[Laddy]

Billy Mays is dead, just like your crappy game's relevance.

Because VIII is such an influential title. :rolleyes:

When your villain's theme is one of the most recognizable themes in gaming history, you're relevant right there.

[Pheesh]

Just be glad they made a troutty movie spin-off for you littleuns, otherwise you'd all be DEAD!

[Pheesh]

P.S. Worst. Graphics. Ever.

[G13]

Just be glad they made a titty movie spin-off for you littleuns, otherwise you'd all be DEAD!

And you keep hoping they might finally recognize you as important enough to do the same.

[Laddy]

P.S. Worst. Graphics. Ever.

Dude, we did 3D first. You owe your existence to us. At least we don't look like rejected Hot Topic models.

[Pheesh]

That was 3D? It looked like my lego set after the family dog had chewed it up and shat it back out again. So you'll have to forgive my confusion.

[Laddy]

That was 3D? It looked like my lego set after the family dog had chewed it up and shat it back out again. So you'll have to forgive my confusion.

Your game looks like a smurfing waiting room.

[G13]

At least our characters have have had many different re-imaginings over the last 14 years. Care to show me where your compilation has been hiding, Phil?