EoFF Band

[Laddy]

If you were in a band full of EoFFers, what would it be?

I would totally be in a band as the bassist. (Something I play IRL.)

Jiro would be lead guitar.
DD would be drums.
Shlup would sing.

We'd rock. Hard. We'd be called Oscillation Overthruster. We'd overthrust into you.

[I Don't Need A Name]

Don't steal Jiro from me! We already are part of a super two-piece. With me on guitar and him on lead vocals. We seranade the ladies into our homes with my flowing riffs and his beautiful voice!

[demondude]

Me - Bass Guitar
Northernchaosgod - Drums + lead guitar (he says he can)
Laddy - Rhythm Guitar
Jiro - Keyboard
Freya - Vocals

Man, we would rock. We'd be pretentious and indie until we made a hit and then we'd turn mainstream and all get high.

[Laddy]

Dude, sounds for reals, yo.

[Chris]

I didn't know FFVII Warriors were interested in music. Or anything that requires talent.

[Shorty]

I don't know what the FFVI Returners have to snub about, as they're all lacking in talent themselves.

Clo: guitar
foa: drums
me: harmonica
fuji: vocals

[Old Manus]

Cuchulainn and I would be Gu Ceòlmhor - Herio, pioneering the genre of politically-minded-jazz-rap. Our gimmick is that when we perform, we're the ones who piss in the beer bottles and throw them into the crowd. In fact, that is our entire act.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I don't know what the FFVI Returners have to snub about, as they're all lacking in talent themselves.

Clo: guitar
foa: drums
me: harmonica
fuji: vocals

I don't know what you're smoking, clearly the Returners have the most talent of all the groups. *points to self*

[Laddy]

I didn't know FFVII Warriors were interested in music. Or anything that requires talent.

Talent is singing a heart-wrenching ballad you passionately penned yourself, not sitting in your own filth.

[Jiro]

It looks like I'm pretty talented and everybody is rushing to be in my band, so what I would do is just be a solo act but my gimmick is that at live gigs I get the super passionate and hopefully talented fans to play my instruments while I just rock out and drink copious amounts of alcohol.

[Shiny]

Bass Guitar: Guardian XIII
Bass Guitar: Laddy
Bass Guitar: Loony BoB
Bass Guitar: Shiny
Piano: Old Manus

[Pike]

I'm taking any volunteers from among you and turning said volunteers into fem-bots in my secret laboratory and then making a band called Asimov's Angels.

[Jiro]

!!!!

Not only will I be a chick, I will be a robot. Score!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Are they sexbots? I will be lead groupie.

[Laddy]

!!!!

Not only will I be a chick, I will be a robot. Score!

And you still won't get either, you Misfit scum!