It smelled like onions.
So I just came home from vacation, opened my carton of skim milk, poured it in a glass, and...
Oh my God. It tasted like trout. Seriously. The sell-by date on the carton was June 28 so I have no idea why it was so disgustingly spoiled.
Did you have any encounters with expired food? Or food poisoning? I also had the stomach flu for a whole week after eating at White Castle. Hmm...
Era Vulgaris
"My life's a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer, FFVI
"Knights do it two-handed!" ~Drunkard, FFV
I once found cheese in my fridge that was completely engulfed in fungus. I scraped it off and tried to use it for fondue. It was the most disgusting thing I ever tasted. The dog liked it though.
I have learned that you must always sniff the milk, no matter what the expiration date says. And now you have learned the same lesson. It's a hard lesson to learn, and I'm sorry I could not spare you from it.
My mom told me to drink the other opened carton of milk. One whiff and I almost passed out. Better learn now than never, I suppose.
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"My life's a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer, FFVI
"Knights do it two-handed!" ~Drunkard, FFV
Well, that is where milk comes from...Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle
Stupid censoring of trout. trout trout trout troutload trout.
Era Vulgaris
"My life's a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer, FFVI
"Knights do it two-handed!" ~Drunkard, FFV
This isn't technically expired food but I'm taking this opportunity to share it because it's so damn retarded.
So, pretty late in the day I go downstairs to get something quick to eat. A quick scout of the kitchen and I spotted something on the side. It was a packet of butter (lurpak) and on top of it was a little brown thing in a packet. In my tired and hungry state I thought "oh hey that looks like a nice chocolate biscuit" completely ignorant of the fact that it was on a box of butter.
This was the thing, they come free with the butter for some reason: (SPOILER)
So yeah it was a seed pellet. I put the whole thing in my mouth and nearly vomited because it was smurfing gross.
Last edited by demondude; 07-01-2011 at 01:11 AM.
Thank you so much for reminding me to empty my fridge before going on vacation.
I once ate ribs that stayed in the fridge for quite some time after being made. I spent the next hour or so after on the toilet.
and that's why I like almond milk.
(i have had so much food mold in my fridge when I was living by myself. Like even the butter spread...)
Oh man, same here. Going from a household of eight people to a household of one person was NOT easy for me to adjust to; pretty much everything I bought went bad because I couldn't eat it quick enough.
Anyways, one time I bought some string cheese when I was on break at work and as I was eating it I noticed it was particularly slimy and bitter, and it wasn't until I was about halfway done that I realized it was moldy
I didn't eat string cheese again for about four years after that
Maybe sometime between the production and your drinking it, the milk had not been properly refridgerated. Accidents happen, I guess. I've never had it happen with the milk I buy. but I did once buy some minced chicken meat that smelt like rotten eggs when I opened it.
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
Okay, two things.
A.) Why have you all been saying tit for everything lately?
and
B.) Tit happens to taste awesome.
Am I an old fogie and missing out on some trend?
S-hit is censored as trout =/
Era Vulgaris
"My life's a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer, FFVI
"Knights do it two-handed!" ~Drunkard, FFV
Nope, just tits are awesome.Okay, two things.
A.) Why have you all been saying tit for everything lately?
and
B.) Tit happens to taste awesome.
Am I an old fogie and missing out on some trend?
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