The Secret Police

[Jiro]

The Secret Police are obviously a bunch of leotard wearing dickweeds so I don't think they're a threat. Laser Rhinos or not, you're going to be cleaning my toilet with YOUR FACE

[Shlup]

NO ONE WILL HAVE KITTY FANTASY! I WILL TAKE YOU ALL DOWN MYSELF IF I HAVE TO! FOR GLORRRYYYYY!!!

[Jiro]

You need to sit the smurf down and shut the smurf up, the Misfits be runnin' this town now with the Returners, 50/50 split because you smurfers ain't worth trout

[Caboose]

I would like to be in the secret police. I like the idea of abducting people and having them shot. Do we still get to do that?

Also do we get uniforms or will I dust off the old costume?

[Shlup]

You totally get to do that. And since we are "secret" police you can wear whatever you want.

And, Jiro, I am going to forward your posts to your mother, young man!

[NorthernChaosGod]

I am going to make sure we take you down first, Amanda. >:[

[Caboose]

Birthday suit donned. Now what do I do now? Tinned spam the others to death?

[Shlup]

I don't really know, but your suggestion sounds about right. Go into their threads and insult them. But don't talk like Jiro because that's just embarrassing.

[Madame Adequate]

MILF, you're ditching the Misfits for the smurfing police? You disappoint me brother. Pike, IDNAN and I will not hesitate to strike you down, out of respect for the man you once were.

I don't know where you dreamt up that I had anything to do with your misbegotten kind, but I can assure you I at no point nor juncture pledged loyalty to them.

[Shlup]

Bonus: You don't have to change your avatar or signature to be cool because we are secret.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Quite secret.

[Caboose]

Quite secret.

So secret, most of the returners are snitches for us!

[Shlup]

Oooooh, I like that.

[NorthernChaosGod]

So secret you advertise everything.

[Shlup]

Not everything. Just enough to make you feel like you're in control, and then, BAM, rhinos and lasers to the face!