The Secret Police

[NorthernChaosGod]

I won't complain, they're just making it easier for them to get taken out.

I shall start be stealing Amanda's clothes.

[Del Murder]

Alright, the Returners and Misfits have joined together to take out the dirty cop MILF. He's been sniffing around our turf anyway and one less cop means one less headache.

So if I roll an 11 or higher, he dies. Here goes!

EDIT: Damn, a 9. Jiro, it's your turn.

[Shlup]

Quit resurrecting your dog! I'm trying to brutalize you here!

[NorthernChaosGod]

My dog has mad skills, yo. It's going to make much more than you can muster to murder my homie.

[Wolf Kanno]

It doesn't matter, The Returners will just reduce everything to ash... Kefka's reign won't need such trifling and inconsequential things like laws, police, puppies, chairs, mousepads, grandparents, ice cream, order, government, politics, religion, kittens, creeds, race, Zombie Jesus, hoola hoops, obscure and awkward Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged references, toilets, air, central heating, Sailor Starlights, wishes, children's dreams, Soda Pops, monkeys, forums, Moogles, Cloud's Chocobo haircut, the color blue, the one piece, the back of a hand, hookers, blow, happiness, 39 cent coupons for Campbell Soup, I'm My Own Milf, Ultima Weapon, eyelids, janitors, MP, Puff the Magic Dragon, and TvTropes.com

[Jiro]

So if I roll an 11 or higher, he dies. Here goes!

EDIT: Damn, a 9. Jiro, it's your turn.

I rolled a 4, but my quick feet skill allowed me to roll again.

Too bad it was only an 8. smurfING MILF RAAAAAGH

[Jentleness]

Jen---> :shoot: <---DD

[NorthernChaosGod]

*Steals Amanda's underwear and wears it on his head like a jackass*

[Shlup]

You don't have to add "like a jackass" to any of your posts; it's implied just by you being you.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Whatever, I'm still wearing your panties.

[Madame Adequate]

We will kill MILF. Betraying the Misfits to join the POLICE? Punishable by death and dismemberment. That is, cuttin' off yer wilkins.

Jiro I know you Aussies have a very strange notion of loyalty and all what with wanting to be a Republic, but a core component of betrayal is having sworn loyalty in the first place, and as I've already pointed out, I NEVER DID THIS.

Also Del you're under arrest for disrespectin' mah authoritah.

[Laddy]

Dude, My Little Pony kicks ass anyway.

You, unfortunately, do not. You're as intimidating as Bobbies.

[Fujiko]

This is what it's all about; I'm in.

[Hollycat]

We will kill MILF. Betraying the Misfits to join the POLICE? Punishable by death and dismemberment. That is, cuttin' off yer wilkins.

Jiro I know you Aussies have a very strange notion of loyalty and all what with wanting to be a Republic, but a core component of betrayal is having sworn loyalty in the first place, and as I've already pointed out, I NEVER DID THIS.

Also Del you're under arrest for disrespectin' mah authoritah.

but maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahm!

[Pumpkin]

Can I join the secret police ?????