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    Kiss my ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Kiss my ass.
    You don't get it. I understand. Some hamsters don't have enough brain cells to comprehend english. And we don't kiss ass. We penetrate your God's ass.

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    You kiss my ass because you suck, a miserable bunch of impotent and feeble-minded buffoons with dreams of adequacy pretending to be police.

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    Hey NorthernCockBite, You shouldn't smurf with the people who keep you safe. You don't wanna be on our bad side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Kiss my ass.
    That would be very uncomfortable to both of us.
    This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caboose View Post
    Hey NorthernCockBite, You shouldn't smurf with the people who keep you safe. You don't wanna be on our bad side.
    It would seem somebody wants to don a stripper cop outfit and call themselves a real officer.

    Pardon me if I don't take your threat seriously.

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    You guys have way too much energy.

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    Maybe you just don't have enough, granny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fujiko View Post
    This is what it's all about; I'm in.


    Yeah! Fufu is here to play!

    *Transforms into flying horse*

    Hop on Fufu and we will fly to the other gangs' territory and I will bomb them with Pegasus Poop while you shoot them with your Glitter Ray!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Maybe you just don't have enough, granny.
    This seems likely.

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    Amanda! Make Fujiko an offical Secret Police so we have the authority to do our poop raids!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    But I have laser guns. Right? Don't I get laser guns??

    No one ever explains these games to me. I want elephants too.
    Stupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:

    Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiserDragon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    But I have laser guns. Right? Don't I get laser guns??

    No one ever explains these games to me. I want elephants too.
    Stupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:

    Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"

    Hey you! Come have a glass of wine with me and shut the smurf up!!! :hello:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jentleness View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by KaiserDragon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    But I have laser guns. Right? Don't I get laser guns??

    No one ever explains these games to me. I want elephants too.
    Stupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:

    Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"

    Hey you! Come have a glass of wine with me and shut the smurf up!!! :hello:
    With a mouth like that you should join us Jen, not only do we have Clo The Wine Maker, but we have Cookies made by SK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiserDragon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jentleness View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    But I have laser guns. Right? Don't I get laser guns??

    No one ever explains these games to me. I want elephants too.
    Stupid woman, how can you be "secret" if you go about travelling on an elephant? I see it now:

    Watches as a parade of elephants goes by, "them there peoples are teh secret police, not so secret nao are they *snicker*"

    Hey you! Come have a glass of wine with me and shut the smurf up!!! :hello:
    With a mouth like that you should join us Jen, not only do we have Clo The Wine Maker, but we have Cookies made by SK!
    i never made you cookies
    This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen

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