The Secret Police

[Shlup]

Is it... is it still a secret if I make a thread about it? I have a title. Am I supposed to be recruiting? Do you guys want to be a police with me? You don't have to be ethical in the slightest, but you still get moral superiority.

[Madame Adequate]

The only reason I've ever wanted mod powers is to be a fascistic dictator, so I am most certainly on board with this.

[Shlup]

Does that mean I'm winning?? I'm winniiiinnnnggg! I like this game!

Here's your badge:

[Shorty]

I say the gangs take out the police first.

[Shlup]

But I have laser guns. Right? Don't I get laser guns??

No one ever explains these games to me. I want elephants too.

[Shorty]

No elephants for you!

[Shlup]

WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE I'M GOING HOME

ETA: Wait, how about a rhino?

[Shorty]

I think we can do a rhino.

[Shlup]

Alright, people, we have laser guns, a rhino, and a completely justified sense of superiority! Let's please form an orderly line to fill out applications!

[Jiro]

MILF, you're ditching the Misfits for the smurfing police? You disappoint me brother. Pike, IDNAN and I will not hesitate to strike you down, out of respect for the man you once were.

[NorthernChaosGod]

@Shluppers Can I have you? That's all I want out of this stupid thing.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I think we can do a rhino.

I don't have a clue what beastiality has to do with being a cop, but

[Shlup]

@Shluppers Can I have you? That's all I want out of this stupid thing.

If by "have me" you mean "look upon me," then, yes, we can arrange that in exchange for you allegiance. If you serve us well I may even let you braid my hair.

[NorthernChaosGod]

That is not at all what I mean.

[Shorty]

I see what this is about. This is actually Shlup's plan to organize a harem of manslaves.

Waaaay to go, MILF. Your dreams of being a dictating bastard just got thrown out the window.