I'm pretty sure I'm going to challenge Guardian XIII (aka Eric (aka... buttface)) to a battle. The only way he can escape imminent doom is if someone pays for him to come drink with me. He needs to come to my new place... and drink with me and my cat. And probably a lot of other people, whatever, who cares, but still.

Someone, make this happen.

P.S. I am not drunk.

P.S.S. Or stoned.