I have... what you might call... a game-changer. A dark and terrible power. Even our esteemed moderators do not know about it, though I daresay they will soon. It is going to all come crashing down.

But, what am I if not a showman?

I am not interested in petty bluster or bravado. Threats about how your gang will take me down are irrelevant, for, simply put, you are not even my equals, let alone my betters. I do not intend this as an insult; merely a statement of fact. I do not come here to trade insults and droll one-liners.

I seek your participation and nothing more. Step right up! I can systematically break down and eliminate any gang I wish, but therein lies the issue: Who gets destroyed first?