new party!!

[Goldenboko]

You're defecting? That's it; initialising Attack Protocols....

SUCCESS


Demon Dude was stumbling around drunk, shouting abuse. Any sober gang member would have known this was a bad idea, but Demon Dude was not sober, and was generally unintelligent anyway.

The worst of his ideas was to wander across the Returners' turf line into Misfit territory and start claiming to be a deserter. Jiro of the Misfits was loyal to his FFVI brothers and this invasion by a traitor was not to be tolerated.

"Oi Demon Dude you smurftard," he shouted. "Get out of here or die!"

"NO smurf YOU AND ALL THE JEWS!" Demon Dude responded.

Jiro popped a cap in Demon Dude's ass. Demon Dude still wanted more though.

"I gonna kill YOU, and EVERYONE, CAUSE THE ROCK IS COOKING CANDY ASS FOOTS LODGED AHHHH smurf IT YOU DIE."

Instead, Jiro executed him to keep the peace.

Demon Dude was the first casualty of the EoFF Gang Wars.

If only this were true.

[Del Murder]

Why wouldn't it be true? Don't you know the rules of this game? DD, you have just been sent to the Farplane. We'll miss ya buddy. *salute*

[Goldenboko]

His title was still there at the time of my post.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Good riddance.

[G13]

From the mouth of someone not a retard, your game is balls.

Aw trout, you really got us there.

[I Took the Red Pill]

[demondude]