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    When you operate in a high crime area such as EoFF, leaving an unattended window open is a bad idea. The Secret Police found this out the hard way.

    They came without warning. The highly trained police force was caught completely off guard, their weapons nowhere to be found. It was a total clustersmurf. Who would have thought that the Warriors would strike back this quickly, if at all?

    I'm my own MILF was taken out first. He never even saw it coming. The tomahawk that is. It, like, came around a corner at him. I mean wtf!?

    A systematic bombing of the building came next. Fortunately for the Secret Police, no one was harmed by the blast, but the Police headquarters quickly filled with a choking smoke as the fire from the bombs spread. fire_of_avalon found herself trapped in her cubicle by a wall of fire. Unfortunately her name held very little meaning and she perished in the fire.

    The only other casualty the Secret Police suffered was the intern, Mel “I refuse to refer to her by her new name” issaur. She got run over by the getaway car as she was making her way back from the local donut shop. She was found still clutching the box. What a trooper.

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    So many deaths

    *ghosts around*

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    Since day one the Misfits have been fighting to show that they can roll with the big dogs. Tonight they were going to prove it. The first people they saw they were gonna straight up waste.

    Unfortunately for them the first person they saw was Officer Jentleness. Now they were running for their lives, the Secret Police were on their trail. Cop killers were shot on sight, no trial or anything.

    They decided to cut through Bandit territory as a short cut, and hopefully to lose the fuzz. As the three man group rounded a corner they stumbled across a small fight in an alley between two Warriors and two Bandits. Clo and Kaiser Dragon were beating the tit out of I Took The Red Pill and Goldenboko. Iceglow saw this as another perfect opportunity to show his gang meant business. He pulled off his backpack and dug around until he found a hand grenade. This ought to do the trick he thought evilly as he popped the pin.

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    ICEGLOW YOU BASKET CASE. Do us proud, you Misfit you

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    It's cool someone needs to avenge Cousin Jiro

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    Looking around at the devastated police station, Jentleness knew the time had come to put an end to this war. When she had sworn the oath to be a member of the secret police she had not really understood at the time that cleaning up the streets would mean adding bodies to the morgue. She had thought she would make a difference by rounding up the bad guys and locking them away for a very long time. However, life simply didn’t work that way. Tears started to leak from her eyes as she thought of the loved ones this war had taken from her. She wondered how many more would go the same way. Now SchulpQuack was gone, murdered by a female in bandit colors…she wondered who this new female was, as she could not remember any member of the bandits being of the fairer sex. It was very odd, and it would be the first thing she would be investigating. Wiping away her tears, she took a deep breath and turned and walked away from what was left of the station. She would avenge her boss and she would put an end to this war, hopefully without putting an end to too many friends. However, she would do what she needed to do.

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    GUARDIAN XIII NOOOOO!!!!!! You were too good for this world. I'll avenge you and the unfortunate shape of your nose! You go have a turf war with the angels now, leave the rest to us.

    Goldenboko betrayed my old gang, and now REMON!!!!! Bandits, beware!

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    I'm back at work and ready to post and we're all dead? What a let-down.

    *does murdered person things*
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    I take two days off and everyone dies...


    Shouldn't someone be gettin fined for this?

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    Pants! shion! Pull yourselves together and go forth and avenge our fallen leader!

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    should have them avenge you whilst you're at it, Eric was "rushing things" because it was "like 3am or something" I'm not sure he finished things up properly

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    What a bloodbath!

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    Damn, this is getting good. I better go make a bag of popcorn or something.
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    I shall avenge my fallen leader !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    All fear my wrath!

    *Begins issuing strongly worded statement*

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