The Battle Approaches

[I Don't Need A Name]

So it's me and Iceglow left... Jeez. Still waiting for an update on what has been going on and what is to come. So Del, my fearless ally, fancy filling me in?

[Slothy]

So this is how it goes is it? I fall just like our enemies before me? Do you really expect me to simply lie down and take it?

When I'm through you'll all wish I was dead. I'll have my revenge and I'll get it when you can't stop me. I'm coming for all of you in the dark of night. But there won't be any sweat socks anymore, just the blood. I'll enjoy hearing you all squeal while I cut you.

If death won't stop me, then what hope have any of you?

Hey look, a kitten.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Perhaps a consolidation of the remaining members of the other gangs is in order?

[Del Murder]

Perhaps a summit is in order, yes.

Or maybe I'll just challenge Rantzien to one-on-one combat right here, right now, with The Snake meeting the victor.

[Pike]

I feel... lighter...

[Shorty]

Pontus: hey babe let's be in an alliance
Me: omg what yesss babe secret alliance n____n

THIS IS BULLtrout

I go on vacation and my gang disintegrates. Oh, and my Swede throws me to the wolves. >:{

WAY TO GO, GUYS

[Rebellious Eagle]

I think we should all combine or at least work together and take down the Bandits. Rantzien's our biggest threat. He killed many of our members and their deaths need to be avenged. I would like the Warriors to lend us their hand in this, if they will.

[Psychotic]

I think we should all combine or at least work together and take down the Bandits.

It's not the bandits you want to work together to take down.

[I Took the Red Pill]

yeah we totally like...tricked you with our um, apathy and stuff.

bitches

[champagne supernova]

I think we should all combine or at least work together and take down the Bandits. Rantzien's our biggest threat. He killed many of our members and their deaths need to be avenged. I would like the Warriors to lend us their hand in this, if they will.

Unfortunately our leader was killed by Rantzien and we're too busy spasming out while having Sephiroth-related flashbacks to appoint a new one. But I like your thinking.

[demondude]

I nominate me.

[champagne supernova]

I nominate me.

A dead person can't be our leader. We're a gang, not a cult.

[Psychotic]

I'm bored. Let's play a game.

NEW RULE FOR THIS THREAD:
If you do not acknowledge how wonderful, magnificent or plain awesome The Snake is in every post you make, The Snake will actually kill you. No joke.

Also, if you use the letters "v" or "j", I will kill you.

Also, if you don't post at least once every 24 hours, I will kill you.

[The Man]

I'm already dead. Though I still don't understand how.

[Del Murder]

I have great respect for The Snake and his awesomeness. That is why I invite him to special guest referee my battle with Rantzien for the right to grovel at his feet.