I would like to share with you a PM that I received from none other than Guardian XIII at the start of all of these hijinks.
Quote Originally Posted by GXIII
Your ability is that you are invincible. If anyone takes action against you they wind up dead. You are also allowed to do whatever you want, whenever you want, to whoever you want.
I have already won. If Rantzien tries anything, guess what? He dies. The PM also states I can do whatever I want to him so I'm mostly keeping him around for my amusement (and yours!)

I am therefore forcing Rantzien, completely within canon, to do the following:
  • Eat six hundred raisins. Also, boogers.
  • Vigorously rub his face upon the sweaty buttocks of PG.
  • Perform the score for H.M.S. Pinafore. He is every character.
  • Read every single word of every single post that Iceglow has ever made. Twice.


Got any suggestions? I'll make him do it!