“Shlup, I need your Herby Hancock on these forms.” foa said as she entered the Secret Police chief's office. It was unnaturally dark, the lights were off for some reason, and there was a cool draft. “Shlup, are you alright? Why are the light of-” she asked as she turned the lights on.

ShlupQuack sat motionless in her office chair, a ninja sword protruding from her chest. fire_of_avalon tried to scream, but her voice caught in her throat. Then some movement by the window caught her eye. A female assassin, garbed in Bandit yellows, turned to meet her eye, then jumped headlong through the open window.

fire_of_avalon could barely contain her fear. She ran screaming from Shlup's office, “THE BANDITS HAVE KILLED OUT LEADER! SHLUP IS DEAD! THE BANDITS GOT HER!” So great was her fear that it never even dawned on her that there were no women gang members in the Bandits.