you are just sad because something happened to you when you were a child, something awful, is that right?
You were just sitting there in your tent when Loony BoB penetrated you, is that it? Come over here, its all right, go ahead and cry, let it all out. (scream and shout) We are all friends here, I will protect you from the evil. (that fills the night) Its all right. Its all right. (doo doo doo doo) It will all be over soon. (pour salt into an open wound)
Here in the secret police, we don't judge, we love you like a sibling. Now, wont you join us so this doesnt happen to anyone else?
Join the EoFF secret police, we stop Loony BoB from penetrating innocent masses.
