Well smurf you then! When I figure out how to return to the world of the living, I ain't taking you with me. You can rot, you whorebag.

Wait I already killed you once. Whoops. Sorry man but you were drunk and I was drunk and I couldn't be sure you weren't snitching to the Bandits!

But that's all past now. You have an opportunity to side with the most powerful cosmic force that ever lived. We're going to rise up and take control of not just the planet, but the whole smurfing galaxy.



PS despite the name we are open to female members. It's all the same when you're dead