Hell Boyz

[Jiro]

Right I'm dead but that doesn't mean I can't have fun. Join the Hell Boyz, and we'll take the afterlife for ourselves!

If you're not with me, you're against me. And if you're against me, I'm gonna kill you again. Want to know what happens if a ghost dies? You'll find out if you mess with me.

[demondude]

On your own there.

[Jiro]

Well smurf you then! When I figure out how to return to the world of the living, I ain't taking you with me. You can rot, you whorebag.

Wait I already killed you once. Whoops. Sorry man but you were drunk and I was drunk and I couldn't be sure you weren't snitching to the Bandits!

But that's all past now. You have an opportunity to side with the most powerful cosmic force that ever lived. We're going to rise up and take control of not just the planet, but the whole smurfing galaxy.



PS despite the name we are open to female members. It's all the same when you're dead

[demondude]

That is a character from the popular video game franchise Tekken, and I feel you are misrepresenting what the 'Hell Boyz' are actually like.

[Jiro]

smurf you

[demondude]

That's quite rude.

[Jiro]

You're quite rude.

[demondude]

No I am not.

[Goldenboko]

This event is confusing. I'm sad.

[Slothy]

So long as I get to murder the children of my enemies as they sleep I'm with you Jiro.

[Pike]

Wait, I want in on this

[The Man]

Does this involve taking revenge upon the people responsible for my death from beyond the grave? If so I'm in.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm in.

[Jiro]

Our numbers grow larger! Soon we will be able to exact revenge upon the living and show them our true powers!

[The Man]

I for one wholly approve of this development.