My friend and I went on the tit stained C train today after dinner and spoke about a phony person. He has a lot of "friends" because he is generally very happy hyper nice to everyone he meets and acts like he's known them for forever when in fact he just met them a few days ago. It's weird. I started laughing because my friend spoke about him bringing a chicken in to class. A whole chicken and then proceeded to remove his shoes because apparently he can only eat chicken if he is barefoot. So imagined him as a crazed lemur or squirrel. I imagined a scenario where someone came up to him in class while he is eating the chicken. Then he just hisses and runs up a tree.

Heh...so I guess my definition of a fake person is a person who pretends to like everyone they meet or what Shorty said.